US Trades Pompeo to China for Diplomat To Be Named Later
WASHINGTON – After weeks of speculation around contact negotiations and holdout threats, the US government has traded Secretary of State Mike Pompeo to the Chinese government. This took place just before the trading deadline of August 21. It is no…
Read full storyKnickers On Washing Line Contained Unsightly Stain
An innocuous glance over a neighbour's garden fence ended in utter repulsion this morning, after a man more-or-less minding his own business was confronted with the somewhat unsightly spectacle of a pair of ladies knickers that had been stained rathe…
Read full storyDutch 69 year-old pensioner demands a quick 'soixante-neuf' before turning 70!
(UNEDITED) According to the laws of human biology, human male's sex-drive normally diminishes by the time they reach 65! However, due to viagra, etc, many male humans have prolonged the enjoyment, sadly their missus's do not share the same urge! O…
Read full storyThe RNC Moderators Diamond and Silk Are Still Trying to Find a Black Singer or a Black Band to Perform at President Trump’s Convention
CHICAGO – (Satire News) - President Trump says he is thrilled that his two biggest black supporters, Diamond and Silk, have agreed to be the moderators for his beautiful convention. MSNBC is reporting that the two Aunt Tomasinas, who are Trump adv…
Read full storyEvery NFL Cheerleader is Furious as Hell
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - The NFL Cheerleaders Union has just filed a complaint with the National Football League. Union rep Bambi Toogaloo told CBS Sports that Commissioner Goodell has informed each NFL cheerleader that she will have to c…
Read full storyDemi Lovato Denies That She Had an Affair with Former Trump Staff Member Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci
HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) - Word coming out of the Left Coast is that Demi Lovato is one very upset senorita. It seems that Entertainment Tonight reported that the 28-year-old singer allegedly had an affair with former Trump staffer, Anthony…
Read full storyThe NFL Has Banned The Tradition of Players Exchanging Football Helmets
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - The NFL commissioner informed the sports media that his latest directive will now prohibit the age-old tradition of players exchanging each other’s helmets at the end of the game. Roger Goodell, it seems, has rece…
Read full story"Borodin Meets Runyon:" Musical "Kismet" Started as NYC Sewer Crapshoot
THEATER DISTRICT, BROADWAY, NYC. The original script for the Broadway musical "Kismet" has been uncovered at the U of Michigan special collections library which houses the papers, opened for the first time last week, of the play's creators, Forrest…
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