Boris: "U K is in North America, Not Europe"
Downing Street, London. In a stunning announcement, P M Boris Johnson today tweeted that the United Kingdom would cast its lot with Donald Trump and the North American Free Trade Assoc. rather than make a deal with the European Union when Britain lea...
Read full storyBoris takes bread and circuses to Brussels
"Panem et circenses", shouted the MP for Uxbridge and South Ruislip, Johnson. "Persuasion by games. That's what people want! And that's what they'll jolly well get...!" It appeared the PM was losing it when he placed a large box on the table in fr...
Read full storyTheresa May in new opera: “Schadenfreude in the Afternoon”
Ms. May is reported heavily engaged in rehearsals for the new opera, due to open in London October 31. At the same time, a melange of parliamentarians is re-thinking Mr. Johnson’s call for a new election. They suggest voters be offered the fol...
Read full storyPassive-Aggressive Priest Turns to Zionism
In a passive-aggressive move against Jesus, whom he'd codependently expected to somehow "save" him, the Reverend Father Kenneth O'Hara turned to Judaism and became a Zionist. O'Hara explained the thought process behind hs bold move against Jesus C...
Read full storyHarry Maguire is unlockable as new character in Minecraft Earth
Mojang has recently announced the launch of its new game, Minecraft Earth. The game provides a new light on the Minecraft gaming world, and recently, Mojang has also become the newest sponsor of Manchester United. Because of this, Mojang have als...
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