Funny story: Harry Maguire “Big Hat-No Cattle” Said New Manager “Action” Jackson

Harry Maguire “Big Hat-No Cattle” Said New Manager “Action” Jackson

BILLINGSGATE POST: It didn’t take long for new Manchester United Manager “Action” Jackson to ruffle some feathers, once he took over his new job from Ole Gunnar Solskjaer. Action grew up on a ranch in North Dakota, where fools and imposters were...

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Funny story: The Donald J Trump removal program fully explained

The Donald J Trump removal program fully explained

As impeachment proceedings intensify, and a second whistleblower has come forth, we turn to Dr. Rollon Shystrovski for further details. Dr. Shystrovski is an independent analyst with anonymous origins and several degrees in State Secrets and Other...

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Funny story: BBC One announces Autumn Programming Lineup

BBC One announces Autumn Programming Lineup

BBC One announced a full roster of new programming for the autumn, with the following new shows: "All Things Well Done under the HUN" - A historical documentary series about the torment endured by artistis who knew early, and who tried to warn the...

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Funny story: TESLA introduces new Child Safety Features

TESLA introduces new Child Safety Features

Inspired entrepreneur and caring parent Elon Musk, flanked by smiling board members, unveiled the new "Tesla Tussle Egg", designed to instantly spray out and surround children in a space-age, see-through foam which protects both car interior, and chi...

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Funny story: Amazon.com to Rebuild RainForest

Amazon.com to Rebuild RainForest

In a surprise announcement to the United Nations, CEO and Chairman of Amazon.com Jeff Bezos announced that Amazon intends to rebuild the Amazon. "We met with a tribal group of strong beautiful women who looked like trees, and we're now convinced...

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Funny story: CHINA offers to adopt Trump's Daughter

CHINA offers to adopt Trump's Daughter

In a confusing Sunday morning diplomatic phone call, White House representatives were reached by China's Premier as part of "Girls' Self-Esteem Week". The Premier congratulated the President's family on the beautiful phrase Donald Trump's grandda...

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Funny story: Trump Requires All Countries in World to Attend Anti-Corruption Summit at Mar-A-Lago or Risk Sanctions

Trump Requires All Countries in World to Attend Anti-Corruption Summit at Mar-A-Lago or Risk Sanctions

Washington - President Donald Trump will require every country in the world wanting to have diplomatic relations, trade with, or receive aid from, the United States to attend a week-long anti-corruption seminar at his Mar-A-Lago luxury resort in Palm...

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Funny story: Pope Francis to Eliminate Celibacy for Priests--Nun Surprised

Pope Francis to Eliminate Celibacy for Priests--Nun Surprised

Standing before a congregation of jubilant priests and journalists from around the globe, Pope Francis announced termination of celibacy for male clergy under 50 years old. In making the historic announcement, the Pope cited workplace safety. "I can...

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Funny story: Trump Asked the Queen to Help Get Some Dirt on Bernie Sanders

Trump Asked the Queen to Help Get Some Dirt on Bernie Sanders

Buckingham Palace, London In the wake of allegations that Donald Trump may have sponsored foreign states to investigate his political rival, Joe Biden, new revelations have emerged that the President approached the British Queen to "dish the dirt" o...

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Funny story: The Ralph Lauren Express

The Ralph Lauren Express

Land in London, taxi to Woodstock for the Blenheim Horse Trials, then train to Scotland for falconry, at the British School of Falconry, train back down to London. Three in the morning, “ouch.” Serious big, “ouch”. Call the paramedics! No, not th...

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Funny story: Cul De Sac Jobs Becoming Increasingly Popular

Cul De Sac Jobs Becoming Increasingly Popular

While the "dead-end" job has historically received a bad rap, a new variety of employment known as the "cul de sac" position has become increasingly popular, offering low stress and a reliably low income with no opportunity for advancement in a quiet...

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Funny story: Trump Demands China Investigate Corrupt NBA. Forget the Bidens!

Trump Demands China Investigate Corrupt NBA. Forget the Bidens!

Mar-a-Lago, Florida. In a phone call to the president of China this evening, Donald Trump demanded, as a condition for restarting trade talks that were to begin tomorrow, that China investigate the National Basketball Association's financial involvem...

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Funny story: Berkeley Profs Sell Endorsements, Images and Classroom Naming Rights

Berkeley Profs Sell Endorsements, Images and Classroom Naming Rights

Berkeley, CA. Exclusive to The Spoof. After Gov. Gavin Newsom signed a bill allowing California university athletes to take pay for endorsements and images, the faculty senate here at Berkeley decided that the university's professors could supplement...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire: Players Are Fed Up Of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer

Harry Maguire: Players Are Fed Up Of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender who joined the Red Devils in an £80million summer transfer from Leicester City, has said the ongoing rumours over the future of manager, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, are starting to have a negative effec...

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Funny story: Sir Bobby Charlton Wades Into Solskjaer Sacking Debate

Sir Bobby Charlton Wades Into Solskjaer Sacking Debate

Manchester United legend, Sir Bobby Charlton, has weighed-in with his tuppenceworth to the debate about whether or not team manager, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer should be given more time to turn things around at Old Trafford, after the Red Devils' worst sta...

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Funny story: Manchester United Dumps Ole Gunnar: “Action” Jackson To Take Reins

Manchester United Dumps Ole Gunnar: “Action” Jackson To Take Reins

BILLINGSGATE POST: Manchester United announced today that manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has been fired, to be replaced by Jack “Action” Jackson, an American topflight manager who caught their eye last year after posting an undefeated season with the...

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