BBC One announces Autumn Programming Lineup

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Tuesday, 8 October 2019

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BBC One announced a full roster of new programming for the autumn, with the following new shows:

"All Things Well Done under the HUN" - A historical documentary series about the torment endured by artistis who knew early, and who tried to warn the world, of Hitler's intentions, through creative culinary secret messaging.

Warning: shocking, and not for those with weak stomachs.


"Grow Happy Gaily" - A song-and-dance meditation program tracing its roots in ginseng production, herbal production, song-and-dance production, and the gay Doukhobors who would not be dictated to, fashion-wise. Rare film footage features nude prayer circles and glass blowing.


"Insect or Dirty Glasses?" Medical documentary examining those whose personal habits were often mistaken for actual health conditions. Film work contributed by Sir David Attenborough involves actual cameras swallowed live by human beings.


"We the Steeple." Weekly series on the Worldwide "Delay by Tea" Movement, whose efforts seek to stop random acts of violence, bad meal choices, harbingers of political chaos, and early stroke, by inviting others to tea.

BBC One spokesman Tarnwin Schlogewhistle offered this comment on the choices:

"We've seriously tried to inculcate an understanding of the ways in which desperate people express themselves when feeling helpless."

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