Washington - President Donald Trump will require every country in the world wanting to have diplomatic relations, trade with, or receive aid from, the United States to attend a week-long anti-corruption seminar at his Mar-A-Lago luxury resort in Palm Beach, Florida, as part of his latest crusade against "rampant corruption in countries around the world".
The summit will feature meetings, lavish feasts and rounds of golf, and will cost each participant around $50,000 dollars up front, payable to the Trump Organization.
"There is no better meeting venue in the world than Mar-A-Lago, we looked at other venues but they wanted more money and are shitholes," said the President. "Ever since we caught the Bidens trying to shake down Ukraine, I have decided that we need to re-educate the world about corruption and how to stop it. We will also have workshops on how countries can close down fake news outlets that don't agree with their message. It will be fantastic. I will be losing money on this meeting, probably around 3-5 billion dollars, but it's well worth it," said Trump.