Harry Maguire “Big Hat-No Cattle” Said New Manager “Action” Jackson
BILLINGSGATE POST: It didn’t take long for new Manchester United Manager “Action” Jackson to ruffle some feathers, once he took over his new job from Ole Gunnar Solskjaer. Action grew up on a ranch in North Dakota, where fools and imposters were...
Read full storyThe Donald J Trump removal program fully explained
As impeachment proceedings intensify, and a second whistleblower has come forth, we turn to Dr. Rollon Shystrovski for further details. Dr. Shystrovski is an independent analyst with anonymous origins and several degrees in State Secrets and Other...
Read full storyBBC One announces Autumn Programming Lineup
BBC One announced a full roster of new programming for the autumn, with the following new shows: "All Things Well Done under the HUN" - A historical documentary series about the torment endured by artistis who knew early, and who tried to warn the...
Read full storyTESLA introduces new Child Safety Features
Inspired entrepreneur and caring parent Elon Musk, flanked by smiling board members, unveiled the new "Tesla Tussle Egg", designed to instantly spray out and surround children in a space-age, see-through foam which protects both car interior, and chi...
Read full storyAmazon.com to Rebuild Rainforest
In a surprise announcement to the United Nations, CEO and Chairman of Amazon.com Jeff Bezos announced that Amazon intends to rebuild the Amazon. "We met with a tribal group of strong beautiful women who looked like trees, and we're now convinced…
Read full storyCHINA offers to adopt Trump's Daughter
In a confusing Sunday morning diplomatic phone call, White House representatives were reached by China's Premier as part of "Girls' Self-Esteem Week". The Premier congratulated the President's family on the beautiful phrase Donald Trump's grandda...
Read full storyTrump Requires All Countries in World to Attend Anti-Corruption Summit at Mar-A-Lago or Risk Sanctions
Washington - President Donald Trump will require every country in the world wanting to have diplomatic relations, trade with, or receive aid from, the United States to attend a week-long anti-corruption seminar at his Mar-A-Lago luxury resort in Palm...
Read full storyPope Francis to Eliminate Celibacy for Priests--Nun Surprised
Standing before a congregation of jubilant priests and journalists from around the globe, Pope Francis announced termination of celibacy for male clergy under 50 years old. In making the historic announcement, the Pope cited workplace safety. "I can...
Read full storyTrump Asked the Queen to Help Get Some Dirt on Bernie Sanders
Buckingham Palace, London In the wake of allegations that Donald Trump may have sponsored foreign states to investigate his political rival, Joe Biden, new revelations have emerged that the President approached the British Queen to "dish the dirt" o...
Read full storyThe Ralph Lauren Express
Land in London, taxi to Woodstock for the Blenheim Horse Trials, then train to Scotland for falconry, at the British School of Falconry, train back down to London. Three in the morning, “ouch.” Serious big, “ouch”. Call the paramedics? No, not th…
Read full storyCul De Sac Jobs Becoming Increasingly Popular
While the "dead-end" job has historically received a bad rap, a new variety of employment known as the "cul de sac" position has become increasingly popular, offering low stress and a reliably low income with no opportunity for advancement in a quiet...
Read full storyTrump Demands China Investigate Corrupt NBA. Forget the Bidens!
Mar-a-Lago, Florida. In a phone call to the president of China this evening, Donald Trump demanded, as a condition for restarting trade talks that were to begin tomorrow, that China investigate the National Basketball Association's financial involvem...
Read full storyBerkeley Profs Sell Endorsements, Images and Classroom Naming Rights
Berkeley, CA. Exclusive to The Spoof. After Gov. Gavin Newsom signed a bill allowing California university athletes to take pay for endorsements and images, the faculty senate here at Berkeley decided that the university's professors could supplement...
Read full storyHarry Maguire: Players Are Fed Up Of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender who joined the Red Devils in an £80million summer transfer from Leicester City, has said the ongoing rumours over the future of manager, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, are starting to have a negative effec...
Read full storySir Bobby Charlton Wades Into Solskjaer Sacking Debate
Manchester United legend, Sir Bobby Charlton, has weighed-in with his tuppenceworth to the debate about whether or not team manager, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer should be given more time to turn things around at Old Trafford, after the Red Devils' worst sta...
Read full storyManchester United Dumps Ole Gunnar: “Action” Jackson To Take Reins
BILLINGSGATE POST: Manchester United announced today that manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has been fired, to be replaced by Jack “Action” Jackson, an American topflight manager who caught their eye last year after posting an undefeated season with the...
Read full story