Third son causing problems
Following the pickle that Prince Andrew has found himself in, the Queen's often forgotten son, Prince Edward, has piped up, asking if anyone remembers him. He asked 'Ok, Andy is in a bit of trouble, and Charles is always talking to his plants, and...
Read full storyWoman Begins to Suspect Flirtatious Buddhist's Intentions May Be Less Than Wholesome
Caroline Adams of New York City was flattered when Kent, an attractive man from her weekly meditation class, obtained her telephone number from the meditation center database and reached out to her by text message, but their ensuing sexual banter cau...
Read full storyEngland Players Subjected To Barrage Of Friendliness In Kosovo
The England squad arrived in Pristina for their Euro 2020 fixture with Kosovo geared-up for a torrent of racist chanting and other unseemly behaviour, but were shocked even beyond their wildest dreams when the thousands of ruffians at the airport beg...
Read full storyPrince Andrew Digs A Big Hole, Then Gets Into It
Prince Andrew, the former friend of former person, Jeffrey Epstein, spoke to the BBC's Emily Maitlis on Friday, and tried to explain his side of the story with regard to indulging in an underage sex romp with a girl who was just 17. But it didn't...
Read full storyPrince Andrew denies frequenting monkey prostitutes
In a shack in the remote jungles of Vietnam, a menu gives a hint to what is for sale inside. "Coco Kisses, 3 Dong," it says. The owner is eighty years old, and doesn't speak a word of English, but through a translator, he says that Prince Andrew...
Read full storyDid UCLA Bruins Deliberately Fall 32 Points Behind Utah Utes?
Salt Lake City, Utah. Art Kohn reporting for Sports On Spoof - SOS. The UCLA Bruins reverted to pre-conference ineptitude tonight in a horrendous 49-3 blowout loss to potential BCS bowl contender Utah. When two long Bruin drives early in the first...
Read full storyExtremely Intelligent High School Principal Calmly Assures Locals That American Education System Is Not Centrally Focused On Sports
La Crosse, Wisconsin. In response to growing concerns from local community members that the United States Education System may actually be more focused on sports rather than the intellectual growth and development of young students, Loran High Schoo...
Read full storyLondon Man Caged For Shouting At Burglar
A London man was given two consecutive life sentences at The Old Bailey yesterday, after being found guilty of shouting loudly at a burglar who had broken into his home in the early hours of the morning in June of this year. Toby Dell, a postman f...
Read full storyHouse of Pain to University of Wisconsin Football Team: Grow up!
The University of Wisconsin football program has been formally sued by the band House of Pain for using their song 'Jump Around', without properly obtaining permission or paying royalties. "We heard a story after the Ohio State game, that the Wisc...
Read full storyGreta Thunberg To Make Debut As A Chaser In 'The Chase'
It's been confirmed, this morning, that Greta Thunberg, the steely-eyed environmental activist who knows more than any other 16-year-old kid on Planet Earth, is to make her broadcasting debut as a Chaser on ITV's teatime quiz show, 'The Chase', hoste...
Read full storyMan Listened To The Cure Song '10:15 Saturday Night' At Exactly 10:15 On Saturday Night
In a coincidence that almost totally defies belief, a man has revealed how, when playing music through his computer over the weekend, he came to listen to the track '10:15 On A Saturday Night' by The Cure at precisely 10:15 on Saturday night! Tak...
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