Kangaroos and Witches Sue White House for Using Their Names in Vain

Written by JinoLeFeeto

Saturday, 16 November 2019

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Kangaroos miffed at use of name for Kangaroo Court!

The international League of Kangaroos, and the Celestial Body of Warlocks and Witches have sued the White House for abusing their namesake, "witches", in the term they take offense at: "Witch hunt".

"We, the witches and warlocks of the Universe, NOT the United States, own the rights to the word 'Witch' and hereby warn the White House that any further use of the word "witch", in any form or variation, will not be tolerated. The use of the phrase "Witch hunt" is inappropriate, and casts a negative aura towards witches in general.

"Failure to listen to our warning will result in spells being cast on the White House and everyone in it. Heed this warning." I now turn over the podium to our four-legged friends, the Kangaroos."

Speaking for the Kangaroos was none other than Will Ferrell. "Okay, now listen and listen good! Kangaroos have had it with you! You either lay off the Kangaroo court insults, or something very bad is going to happen next time any of you visit a zoo. AND DON"T THINK KANGAROOS DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE!"

White House officials responded that witches have been hunted for centuries, so the President's referrals to them were perfect, like his phone conversation with the Ukranian President. Kanagroos have no business dealings with Ukraine, so the official spokesperson didn't really understand their beef with the President.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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