Greta Thunberg To Host Return Of The Weakest Link

Written by Monkey Woods

Saturday, 16 November 2019

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You are the weakest link - goodbye!

After a break from viewers' television screens of exactly two years, the quiz show, 'The Weakest Link', is to make a comeback, with Swedish environmental activist Greta Thunberg acting as the host.

The show, involving 16 team members, revolves around answering general knowledge questions, and was originally hosted by Anne Robinson, who, clad all in black, and with her piercing stare and condescending attitude towards the contestants, earned the nickname 'Queen of Mean'.

Thunberg doesn't have to try to look mean. She has a natural stare that could pierce glass at twenty paces, and, when fixed on an object for more than ten seconds, has a similar effect to a laser beam.

The 16-year-old Swede will break with Robinson's tradition, and wear white. Due largely to her frosty look, BBC producers have already dubbed her the 'Ice Queen'.

Greta has been busy at home with her parents this week, asking them demeaning questions, and telling them that they are the weakest links in the Thunberg family.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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