Britain faces a Christmas election
Normally it is an occasion associated with excessive consumerism, fat-bellied bearded men giving gifts, and a drunken day off work. But this year, the election will fall at Christmastime, meaning that it will be even more garish and vomit-inducing th...
Read full storyStock Market Soars as House Moves Toward Impeachment
Wall Street, NYC. Special to The Spoof. At the stock market's opening, Friday morning, following a vote in the House of Representatives to open an impeachment inquiry, the Dow Jones Industrial Average rose instantly over 200 points, and neared an all...
Read full storyJedward are not in Pantomime this year, oh no they are
Jedward are set to star in pantomime this year. Oh no, they're not. Yes, that is how things are in the offices of Jedward's managers around late October, early November, Brick Roofing, the duo's long-suffering manager, said 'We know that they are...
Read full storyDonald Trump survives Halloween
A pumpkin, carved as the embodiment of evil, Donald Trump, has survived Halloween. Gary Thomas, a six-week old pumpkin, was picked by Democrat supporter Brick Socks, and was soon repeatedly stabbed through his thick orange skin, until the gawping,...
Read full storyMan leaving his job taking inspiration from Brexit Shambles
Brian Asshat, a 63-year-old grammar nazi and part-time train spotter, wants to leave his job, but wants to do it the Brexit way. 'I was watching the news, and I thought about what would happen if I played my departure like Brexit. I will leave. I...
Read full story"Surprise Meat" Latest in Healthier Animal Products Market
Recognizing that cows, chickens, pigs, and other farmed animals are flooded with stress hormones like cortisol and adrenaline in the moments of anticipation prior to their brutal slaughterhouse death, making their flesh that much unhealthier for huma...
Read full storyGanjaScope Is President Trump's Favorite Read
We "heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend" that GanjaScope℠ is President Trump's "favorite read." That's what friend #1 (initials IT) told us. Friend #2 (initials KC) reports that "Donald has someone read [Gan...
Read full storyRay Winstone Lands EastEnders Part
Ray Winstone, the star of the cult 1979 movie, 'Scum', and 2000's 'Sexy Beast', is to make a guest star appearance in the upcoming Christmas edition of BBC soap, EastEnders, it has been revealed. He will then become a full member of the cast. Wins...
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