Jedward are set to star in pantomime this year. Oh no, they're not. Yes, that is how things are in the offices of Jedward's managers around late October, early November,
Brick Roofing, the duo's long-suffering manager, said 'We know that they are not in a leading pantomime, doing one of the leading roles. Around this time of year, we always phone around the small municipal theatres with a scandal-hit z-lister to see if there are any gaps for a barely-tolerated, barely-remembered comedy act, who based their lives around being crap at everything that they attempted'.
News has just reached us that John and Edward Grimes are appearing in Brexit, The Seussical musical in Roehampton.