Funny story: Theresa May Channels Two Fried Eggs In The Gloaming

Theresa May Channels Two Fried Eggs In The Gloaming

London, UK - (DroopyTitz Mess): Outgoing UK Prime Monster Theresa May flashed her saggy boobs tonight in a bondage tranny frockhorror at the Trump state banquet. Looking visibly stung into obsolescence by backstabbing Tory ex-colleagues Mrs May cu...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Makes The Queen Sick

Donald Trump Makes The Queen Sick

US President Donald Trump enjoyed a state banquet at Buckingham Palace tonight as the guest of HRH Queen Elizabeth, but rumour has it that the American was "a bit too much" for the Queen, and she had to adjourn to the lavatory on several occasions.

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Funny story: ACLU wants to create a state registry for married Christians

ACLU wants to create a state registry for married Christians

The ACLU thinks they have a novel way to stop Christians from discriminating against atheists who don't want to believe in marriage – by creating a registry for married couples who believe in Christianity. The ACLU is pushing a bill, in Florida, t...

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Funny story: New Piano Player At White House

New Piano Player At White House

Somewhere in the White House family residence, Jessica Jones’ mother, (she of Netflix fame) is at the piano playing Ain't We Got Fun, in her nervous eye-rolling way, not quite yet tearing the piano apart, but an assistant, sensing disaster, has alrea...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Swallowed Up By Hole In The Ground

Donald Trump Swallowed Up By Hole In The Ground

There were scenes of utter and outright pandemonium outside Buckingham Palace this afternoon, as US President, Donald Trump, in the UK on a three-day state visit, and on his way to meet the Queen and the rest of the royal family, was literally swallo...

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Funny story: Donald Trump State Dinner Gave Queen Heartburn

Donald Trump State Dinner Gave Queen Heartburn

London, UK - (Rioters): “We feared Trump slipped her some sort of mickey finn,” a Palace surgeon said as flunkies reported seeing a suspicious fiery Mexican chilli floating in HM’s glass of champagne. Elizabeth looked visibly sickened following th...

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Funny story: New House Bill to mandate megaphone gun accessory

New House Bill to mandate megaphone gun accessory

Wapoville, Washington DC - Representative Amirakidda Oepedoe Imaslammi, held a crowded press conference today at the Washington Monument to decry the recent shootings, the most recent of which deployed a silenced handgun. “The sound of gunfi...

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Funny story: President Trump And Sadiq Khan To Have A Duel

President Trump And Sadiq Khan To Have A Duel

US President Donald J. Trump and Lord Mayor of London Sadiq Khan hate each other, and are constantly tweeting about each other on Twitter. Today, however, things went several steps further, as the pair upset one another so much, their tempers boi...

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Funny story: Unknown Writer Prepares for Interview Just in Case

Unknown Writer Prepares for Interview Just in Case

Charlotte Crowley, a published but generally unnoticed writer living in Boston, Massachusetts, has been preparing thoughtful, considered responses to a set of interview questions just in case anyone ever takes an interest in her and her work. "The...

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Funny story: Tommy Robinson Converts To Islam

Tommy Robinson Converts To Islam

In a move which has startled many of his most committed followers on Facebook, the activist and political operative, Tommy Robinson, has announced he has converted to Islam. Robinson, also known as Andrew McMaster, Paul Harris, Wayne King, and Ste...

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Funny story: President Trump To Undergo Trepanning Session

President Trump To Undergo Trepanning Session

Sources at the White House have confirmed that President Donald Trump has agreed to a session of trepanning ostensibly, scientists have told him, so that they can try to understand why his brain works so well. The 'research' will commence after th...

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Funny story: US Puts Tariffs On Each Migrant Attempting To Enter Country

US Puts Tariffs On Each Migrant Attempting To Enter Country

Congress has finally found a solution to the tsunami of immigrants pouring into the US from all over the world by charging their country of origin a tariff on each and every individual approaching the border. A tariff of $1,000 has been placed on the...

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Funny story: BTS Band Members Subjected To Racist Abuse By Angry Fans Who Mistook Them For Asian Immigrants

BTS Band Members Subjected To Racist Abuse By Angry Fans Who Mistook Them For Asian Immigrants

Racist tendencies showed themselves again at the weekend, when several members of Korean supergroup, BTS, were barracked and insulted before their concert at Wembley Stadium in front of 60,000 screaming fans. Trouble flared when the band members w...

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