London, UK - (Rioters): “We feared Trump slipped her some sort of mickey finn,” a Palace surgeon said as flunkies reported seeing a suspicious fiery Mexican chilli floating in HM’s glass of champagne.
Elizabeth looked visibly sickened following the customary Loyal Toast that left her needing to be hosed - uh, dosed - down with antacids, royal fire marshall later confirmed.
“Guests at the glittering Palace affair appeared too sloshed to notice,” a fellow diner claimed as Queenie retched into a lady-in-waiting’s handbag.
The mock-crock purse immediately began smoldering before quickly bursting into flames.
Commenting on this latest realpolitik twist the Spoof’s etiquette correspondent queried whether the suspected ‘mickey finn’ might just be ‘code’ for Trump’s disgraced former National Security Adviser.
General Mike Flynn - known to pals as Mickey-the-Finn - was born near a Helsinki, Finland, vodka distillery.
He too needed a fair bit of hosing down after downing a Trump goblet-of-fire cocktail too many.
His firing from orifice has never been fully explained.