ACLU wants to create a state registry for married Christians

Written by Dracula

Monday, 3 June 2019

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"I'm married to this pole and I don't care what Christian's think," says free minded woman.

The ACLU thinks they have a novel way to stop Christians from discriminating against atheists who don't want to believe in marriage – by creating a registry for married couples who believe in Christianity.

The ACLU is pushing a bill, in Florida, that would create a public database, similar to the state’s registry of offenders, that would list the names, photographs and addresses of men and women who marry through the Christian Church.

“This is like the first step, in really chiseling away at Christian authority over the whole of society” said Miami-Dade State Attorney Elisha Abraham Littledike.

Atheist organizations and the Church of Satan are happy with the new legislative law. They believe Americans have the freedom to live outside of Christian theology.

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