London, UK - (DroopyTitz Mess): Outgoing UK Prime Monster Theresa May flashed her saggy boobs tonight in a bondage tranny frockhorror at the Trump state banquet.
Looking visibly stung into obsolescence by backstabbing Tory ex-colleagues Mrs May cut a creepy sartorial figure towards the back of the queue.
TV news pundits described the slashed-neckline black number as spilling acres of unnecessary cleavage - ‘a bit like sadass Jerry Hall in The Graduate’.
The 60-something actress’ famous performance as Mrs Robinson was panned by critics who compared her bosom to ‘two fried eggs in the gloaming’.
Tonight May’s own sunny-side-ups were clearly unfettered by brassiere or corset.
A new career in geriatric porn movies beckons for the daft old trout.