Theresa May Channels Two Fried Eggs In The Gloaming

Written by queen mudder

Monday, 3 June 2019

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No knickers either, probably

London, UK - (DroopyTitz Mess): Outgoing UK Prime Monster Theresa May flashed her saggy boobs tonight in a bondage tranny frockhorror at the Trump state banquet.

Looking visibly stung into obsolescence by backstabbing Tory ex-colleagues Mrs May cut a creepy sartorial figure towards the back of the queue.

TV news pundits described the slashed-neckline black number as spilling acres of unnecessary cleavage - ‘a bit like sadass Jerry Hall in The Graduate’.

The 60-something actress’ famous performance as Mrs Robinson was panned by critics who compared her bosom to ‘two fried eggs in the gloaming’.

Tonight May’s own sunny-side-ups were clearly unfettered by brassiere or corset.

A new career in geriatric porn movies beckons for the daft old trout.

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