Putin Ridicules Trump’s 4th Of July Parade
Vladimir Putin belittled Trump’s parade. Seriously, like a schoolyard chant, it was a case of, “Mine is bigger than yours.” Putin’s mockery sparked the question: Could this romance be over? No more three-hour private meetings with only a Russian tran...
Read full storyUK ambassador to be sent to Belmarsh Prison with cell next to Julian Assange
Striking new memoranda have stirred world leaders, always sensitive about their leadership prowess. Disclosures from UK’s Ambassador to the US, Sir Kim Darroch, leaked via Isabel Oakeshott of The Daily Mail, indicate just what he thinks of the Tru...
Read full storyAttorney General Recusal As Epstein-Barr Goes Viral
New York City, NY - (Teenage Glandular Secretions): There is feverish internet speculation tonight amid claims of a Justice Department stitch-up, after convicted serial pervert, Jeffrey Epstein, was busted at his swanky Upper East Side home. The...
Read full storyMelania's Man-child
I have just rewritten a Christmas calypso carol: Melania's Man-child Long time ago in Washington So the holy Twitter say There was a man-child, Donald Trump Who loved Independence Day Hark now hear his knee-jerk tweets And his childi...
Read full storyCalifornia Earthquakes Part of a Plot To Eject Golden State
The plot to separate California from the rest of the country has been exposed thanks to a government whistleblower. Although the truth has come out, it might be too late to save California because the plan is in motion and unstoppable. Operation F...
Read full storyThe Republicans’ Secret 2020 Weapon: The Moralyzer
Much like the neuralyzer from Men in Black, Republicans have apparently come up with a device, called the Moralyzer, that allows Trump supporters to vote for a man completely devoid of character and morality, and forget that they once considered both...
Read full storyAre These Poems Strange? People Have Named Them 'Haikus'. What? Oh, Gesundheit!
Are These Poems Strange? People Have Named Them 'Haikus'. What? Oh, Gesundheit! Obama make peace, progress with Cuba, Iran. Now will Hulk Trump smash. Immigrants sneak in, quickly come over border. Texas sink from weight. Heat wave hit...
Read full storyWhere are they now? Izal Toilet Paper
Izal medicated toilet tissue? Don't make me laugh. If you don't remember it, you are lucky. This shiny, waterproof, abrasive product was routinely found in workplaces, hospitals, school toilets and public conveniences, probably intending to discou...
Read full storySingle Woman Encouraged that She’s No Lonelier on Her 45th Birthday than She Was on Her 25th
Single woman Natasha Friedrich of Brooklyn, New York, who recently celebrated a pleasant if somewhat lonely forty-fifth birthday by going out to lunch with a female friend, was heartened to realize that, in fact, she’d been just as lonely on her twen...
Read full storyWorker Disturbed to Glimpse Male Colleague's Inappropriate Use of Office Computer
"It was bit of a surprise and not something that appeals to me. I'm not really sure it's appropriate behaviour at work." Those were the words of ageing hospital administrator Paxton Quigley as he spoke to The Spoof on condition of anonymity. "I...
Read full storyTrump Declares War On Mexico After USA Gold Cup Loss
President Donald Trump has said that as a result of the 2019 Gold Cup final defeat the United States suffered at the hands of Mexico, the two countries are now in a state of war. The US women's team became World Cup champions by beating the Nether...
Read full storyOld Lady Who Swallowed A Fly, Was On Slippery Slope
An old woman who swallowed a horse, acknowledged, shortly before her death, that the key to her demise was actually her initial decision to swallow a fly, something that, once she had done it, could not easily be undone, and she was hooked. The fl...
Read full storyFaceless Couple Worry About Who Their Unborn Child Will Look Like
PIC Listen 253 A faceless couple who are expecting their first child have written that they are concerned over what the baby is going to look like, and who it is most going to resemble when it is born. George and Heather Humdrum, of New Jerse...
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