Melania's Man-child

Written by Rob Barratt

Tuesday, 9 July 2019

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Trump

I have just rewritten a Christmas calypso carol:

Melania's Man-child

Long time ago in Washington
So the holy Twitter say
There was a man-child, Donald Trump
Who loved Independence Day

Hark now hear his knee-jerk tweets
And his childish vain retorts
He believes in God and the USA
And 18th Century airports

He hated everyone who thought
So differently to him
Especially if they spoke their mind
And their first name happened to be Kim

Hark now hear the verbal shite
That comes out of his mind
A narcissist and misogynist
Of the very lowest kind

Hark now hear, there he goes again
When someone says what's true
That he is dysfunctional and inept
Yes, Donald, that is you

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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