I have just rewritten a Christmas calypso carol:
Melania's Man-child
Long time ago in Washington
So the holy Twitter say
There was a man-child, Donald Trump
Who loved Independence Day
Hark now hear his knee-jerk tweets
And his childish vain retorts
He believes in God and the USA
And 18th Century airports
He hated everyone who thought
So differently to him
Especially if they spoke their mind
And their first name happened to be Kim
Hark now hear the verbal shite
That comes out of his mind
A narcissist and misogynist
Of the very lowest kind
Hark now hear, there he goes again
When someone says what's true
That he is dysfunctional and inept
Yes, Donald, that is you
