VP Pence says Customs Border Patrol over-worked and there could be “a few bad apples”
Visiting the border recently, Mr. Pence stressed that the camps are clean and orderly, with every inmate receiving food and medical attention. Standing beside a crowded cage filled with annoyed looking males (and body stench wafting through the ba...
Read full storyTrump to deport all immigrants plus native borns with immigrant parents of the past 100 years
Today Mr. Trump announced a new policy to stop “all the filthy, anti-American, horrible comments” on his administration. According to White House sources, the basic problem stems from current criticisms over many of Mr. Trump’s domestic and intern...
Read full storyCalling Congresswoman’s Turban ‘A Brain Bandage’ Not Racist, Just Plain Rude
Washington DC - (Troll Ops): More controversy raged on Capitol Hill tonight as Donald Trump fans upped the ante in the presidential racism spat. Suspected Trumpissts on the WhatKindaAsshole.com online opinion tool took a victory lap for sliming Co...
Read full storyAre You a Royalist Lickspittle or a Republican Scumbag? Test Your Devotion to the Windsors
As a social experiment The Spoof is offering its readers a one-off opportunity in its on-line quiz to see if you're a true royalist or a traitorous republican. 1. The Princess Royal is well-known for being a miserable cow. Is this: a) An unfair...
Read full storyRobert Kraft, Bill Clinton Create #MeNeither Movement
New England Patriots owner, Robert Kraft, accused of allegedly paying for sexual favors, has teamed with former President Clinton to create #MeNeither in order to defend themselves and countless other men that may have been falsely accused. Kraft...
Read full storyGirl Asked Teacher To Spell Difficult Word
A schoolteacher was 'taken aback' last week, by a girl's seeming lack of spelling ability in the English language. A Science class of 9-year-old students, having been asked to take five objects from their bags, list them, and say whether they thou...
Read full storyTrump-Weary Americans Eager to Experience the "P" in PTSD
In the face of accelerating climate chaos, threatened raids on undocumented immigrants and their families, and incessant presidential tweets reminding them of the maturity level of the person leading their nation, many Americans say that they are eag...
Read full storyOMG! A Nine Year-Old Kid Got There Before US Declassified NASA Papers Reveal
Washington DC - (Lunatics): A nine-year-old girl from London was the first human on the moon according to declassified US state secrets behind the Apollo 11 hoax. It sent President Richard Nixon apocalyptic with rage as the landing news reached t...
Read full storyDemocrat Candidates: Apology and Confession Tour
Elizabeth Warren apologized to all Native Americans for being somewhat wrong about her heritage. Tulsi Gabbard apologized for her past views about LGBTQ individuals. Most recently, Beto O'Rourke confessed that his ancestors owned slaves and reparatio...
Read full storyTrump Told To Go Back To Where His Grandfather Came From
A hundred and thirty-four years is a long time, but when you say it again, and say to yourself that 134 years is the amount of time that Donald Trump's entire ancestral line has spent in the United States, we have to wonder: Is it long enough?...
Read full storyTrump's 2020 Precious Metal Commemorative Coin
Rockefeller Center, NYC. NBC News Radio today premiered a low key 2020 presidential campaign commercial in the form of a solicitation to listeners, offering them the Donald J. Trump 2020 Precious Metal Commemorative Coin. Priced at $40, but already a...
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