OMG! A Nine Year-Old Kid Got There Before US Declassified NASA Papers Reveal

Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 16 July 2019

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Kids' stuff: one massive mendacious step for Nixon, one giant leap for the truth

Washington DC - (Lunatics): A nine-year-old girl from London was the first human on the moon according to declassified US state secrets behind the Apollo 11 hoax.

It sent President Richard Nixon apocalyptic with rage as the landing news reached the White House - and triggered a massive counter-intelligence lockdown to pimp up Neil Armstrong and co.

Fifty years later, the president’s rearguard offensive still dominates the United Snakes’ official space program, obliterating any mention of what happened on the night of 16 July.

Tonight, an eclipsed, half-blood fool moon traverses the southern horizon commemorating the golden jubilee of NASA calumny.

One massive, mendacious step for Richard Nixon, one giant leap for the truth.

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