Robert Kraft, Bill Clinton Create #MeNeither Movement

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Tuesday, 16 July 2019

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...no...never...absolutely not

New England Patriots owner, Robert Kraft, accused of allegedly paying for sexual favors, has teamed with former President Clinton to create #MeNeither in order to defend themselves and countless other men that may have been falsely accused.

Kraft said, "We were at the 9th hole while playing a round of golf. I asked Bill if he had actually ever taken advantage of any woman or forced any sexual activity against a woman's wishes. Bill replied to me, no...never...absolutely not. I replied to him, me neither - and the idea was born."

Roy Price, a former Amazon executive, had to resign amid allegations of sexual harassment at the workplace and stated, "A man these days can't even say to a woman that she looks nice today without fear of allegations. I support the #MeNeither concept."

Comedian Louis C.K. was accused by five women, accepted responsibility, and apologized for his treatment of them. "I can't actually claim me neither, but I am behind men who could have been falsely accused of something they didn't do."

R Kelly stated that some chicks are just whack.

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