Extending Weiner Family Serves Proof That University Was Successful At Promoting Safe Choices And Responsibility By Handing Out Free Contraceptives
Central Iowa. When Todd Weiner, son of Brad and Martha Weiner, received a free condom during his 'new student' orientation session at Cockland University in the Fall of 2017, he felt confused, at first. Coming from a conservative Lutheran family...
Read full storyUp To The Minute Hurricane Barry Coverage
The Gulf states have been preparing for the onslaught of yet another major storm set to impact the area. No strangers to these storms, citizens have been urged to heed the advice, warnings, and evacuation plans of officials and spokespeople, regardle...
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A man was removed from an ASDA in Plymouth after becoming enraged at a number of “Gay Pride Gnomes” that the megastore was selling. The man who is known locally for his love of bellowing at pigeons and claiming tall trees are part of the “queer a...
Read full storyVacant Man Continues to Come Up with Things to Say
Emptied by the loss of his longtime canine companion, Baxter, Ned Holladay of Boston, Massachusetts, continues to come up with things to say, despite the fact that he has nothing left inside him. "It's pretty remarkable, I have to admit," said Ned...
Read full storyEd Sheerans Sheer Luck
*We are well aware that our headlines never have anything to do with our actual story. We are looking to hire a headline writer who's willing to work for pieces of Battenberg cake. Feel free to contact us on this site* With the release of Ed Sheer...
Read full storyOcasio-Cortez - The Interview
Fiery, intense, outspoken, and controversial are just a few of the adjectives that describe freshman congressional representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Does she represent a new advantage for the Democrats, or, instead, is she dangerous for the pa...
Read full storyWimbledon: Roger Federer v. Novak Djokovic Match To Be Attended By Pair Of Parasites
Tomorrow's Wimbledon Men's Singles final between number seed, Roger Federer, and tournament favorite and number 1 seed, Novak Djokovic, is to have two special guests: the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Windsor, and her sister-in-law, the Duchess of Cambri...
Read full storyMike Ashley Is A Cuntroversial Man
Ex England boss and full-time chippy connoisseur, Sam Allardyce, has sensationally revealed today that he has turned down an approach from Newcastle United to return as manager. In a phone interview with owner, Mike Ashley, Big Sam reportedly said:...
Read full storyKate Middleton Thinks Roger Federer Is A Bit Dishy
The Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, has told close friends that she thinks tennis superstar and tomorrow's Wimbledon Men's Singles finalist, Roger Federer, is "a bit dishy". The Duchess will attend the Centre Court spectacular with her siste...
Read full storyEpstein, Swinestein, The Pervs Just Keep Coming
New York City, NY - (ReUterus): Emergency flack jackets have been issued to members of the New York Barr Association ahead of predicted fallout in NYC’s latest perversion of justice case. A claque of former lawyers and publicists for convicted ju...
Read full storyPresident Trump: Boris Johnson Showed Big Balls Over Sir Kim Darroch Affair
President Donald Trump has said that he admires Boris Johnson, and the way that he dealt with the row over the former UK ambassador to the United States, Sir Kim Darroch. Faced with a mounting diplomatic problem over leaked emails from Sir Kim in...
Read full storyICE Creamed! Sunday's Raids a Chaotic Disaster
Los Angeles, CA. Special to The Spoof. President Donald Trump's Sunday roundup of illegal immigrants turned into a fumbling fiasco in several California cities where an outpouring of support for the illegals made it virtually impossible for Immigrat...
Read full storyLGBT+ School To Open In Autumn
Authorities in Birmingham have announced details of a new ultramodern school facility that will open in the city in September, which will cater specifically, and exclusively for the needs of LGBT+ students. The school, which has been built at a co...
Read full storyMan Opened Dictionary On Very Rude Word
A man who picked up an English/Khmer dictionary from a table, and randomly opened it, noticed a swear word at the top of the page that clean took his breath away. The unsavory incident happened at a school during break time, when the man saw the b...
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