New York City, NY - (ReUterus): Emergency flack jackets have been issued to members of the New York Barr Association ahead of predicted fallout in NYC’s latest perversion of justice case.
A claque of former lawyers and publicists for convicted juvenile sex criminal Jeffrey Epstein were in court this weekend denying they’d ever hired gofers to handle the perv.
The legal action follows US Attorney General William Barr’s partial oversight self-recusal on well-defended grounds that he’d ever flacked such a case.
However a three-judge panel in Lower Manhattan agreed to hear contradictory evidence that a long-running scam may have protected rich bastards.
Including billionaire Epstein, depleted Ukrainian millionaire Swinestein and some very deep-pocketed assholes.
Commenting on this latest development, Spoof website legal adviser Ms Amal Clueless was scathing in her opinion that slackers and flackers had fucked up deeply.
Her 200-page advice can be accessed on this website’s legal link.