Man Questions Life While Watching Alliance of American Football
A man questioned his choices in life while sitting alone on Saturday afternoon watching second-rate football on TV. “Where did I go wrong?” he asked himself. He wondered how he got to this point in his life where he is sitting at home on a beautif...
Read full storyOld 'Self-Efficacy' Research Paper With Proper APA Documentation Style Helps Man Remember Just How Depressing, Overwhelming, And Lonely His College Years Were
Crawford County, Wisconsin. Feeling lighthearted, happy, and full of joy, Ron Wesley, 38, decided to dig through his basement last Saturday, February 9th, in the sincerest hope that he could remember just how depressing, overwhelming, and lonely his...
Read full storyPutin Told Trump James Comey Would Be Next POTUS
Washington - (Rotters): The former FBI Director was fired by Donald Trump because a top secret KGB intelligence report named James Comey as the most likely next President of the United States. Compiled by the heads of Russian, Chinese and Iranian...
Read full storyShould the CIA Select US Presidents?
WASHINGTON DC - Another former FBI official who was fired for "misconduct" has written another "Tell All" book with the typical DC criticism of President Donald Trump. Breaking with the "old tradition" of keeping secrets and honoring non-disclosure a...
Read full storyNashville Man Learns to Sweat the Big Stuff
Laid-back Joey Cobb of Nashville, Tennessee, prided himself on not sweating the small stuff – and especially enjoyed injecting the additional caveat, “And it’s all small stuff.” Not so, Joey later came to learn. Unbeknownst to Joey, his wife, Liz,...
Read full storyDARPA releases alien pathogen in Michoacán
DARPA the Defence Advanced Research Projects Agency, an agency of the United States Department of Defense, responsible for the development of emerging technologies for use by the military, has created an amazing AI that can create alien microbes that...
Read full storyTheodore McCarrick Hopes There Is No God
The former archbishop of Washington, D.C., who is currently mired in allegations of sexual abuse, has said that he hopes that there is no God, otherwise he is in a shitload of trouble. Theodore McCarrick, now 88, faces charges of sexually abusing...
Read full storyWife Beats Up Hubby Because of a Song
Truth be told -- it wasn't just ANY song the hubby was crooning. It was that old 1909 song, "My Wife's Gone to the Country (Hurrah! Hurrah!)." Music by Ted Snyder, with lyrics by Irving Berlin and George Whiting. Here's an excerpt: My wif...
Read full storyDonald Trump Still Focused On As Comedians and Writers Continue To Lose Artistic Value
With the days of Chevy Chase making fun of Gerald Ford on Saturday Night Live long gone (along with other famous comedy legends like Bill Hicks, Chris Farley, Richard Pryor, Sam Kinison, Rodney Dangerfield, Robin Williams, and George Carlin) unpaid '...
Read full storyHighland Games in Transsexual Brouhaha
The Highland Games organisation, which organises the Highland Games, have come under criticism for the level of transsexual representation at the games. The games have been around for over a hundred years and feature a variety of events such as tossi...
Read full storyMan's Wife Cut His Hair, With An Outcome That Was Less Than Satisfactory
Bangkok, Thailand - A man who allowed his wife to cut his hair was left ruing his decision today, after the enterprise went disastrously wrong, and had to be put right by a visit to someone who knew what he was doing. Moys Kenwood, 51, of Bangpako...
Read full storyHighly Intoxicated Resident Ponders 'The Totality of All Existence' While Simultaneously Listening To Eckhart Tolle Interviews And Watching The Ghost Channel
Platteville, Wisconsin. Without the use of marijuana or any other form of drug, Brad Smith, 39, entered a unique and extremely bizarre 'state of mind' during which he began to ponder the 'totality of all physical and spiritual existence' last Saturd...
Read full storyNoel Edmonds To Present New Series Of Swap Shop, Complete With Chunky, Knitted Sweaters
Former children's TV presenter, Noel Edmonds, who is now thought by many to be bordering on insane as a result of his severe overexposure to audiences, is believed to have been approached to host a brand new series of the Saturday early morning child...
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