Should the CIA Select US Presidents?

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Saturday, 16 February 2019

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CIA - We ARE your government, PERIOD.

WASHINGTON DC - Another former FBI official who was fired for "misconduct" has written another "Tell All" book with the typical DC criticism of President Donald Trump. Breaking with the "old tradition" of keeping secrets and honoring non-disclosure agreements, High-ranking officials in Washington DC are making public statements with unsupported "anonymous" accusations, and leaking SECRET materials gathered through US Intelligence Agencies.

The new book from Andrew McCabe makes the case for the White House being staffed by FBI/CIA/NSA/IRS/DOJ/"Fed" chosen puppets. Recent actions by the US President, like telling the Federal Reserve not to "F*CK the US Economy", show that Donald J Trump does not know the REAL function of "a US President."

Extremely powerful, unelected government officials have taken great pride in their use of the White House in recent decades.... Whisper, whisper - then JFK authorizes the "Bay of Pigs." Whisper, whisper - then Clinton launches cruise missiles. Whisper, whisper - then Bush has to eliminate Chemical Weapons in Iraq. Whisper, whisper - then Obama destroys the government of Libya, and Ambassador Chris Stevens ends up dead by coincidence.

Over all, the book reads like a verbose, self-centered confession of treason, although legal experts say the correct charges would be conspiracy and sedition to overthrow the rightful and elected US government in a "silent coup." One excerpt mentions that "the CIA was supposed to put Hillary in the White House, but laziness and incompetence has become their new hallmark." The overthrow of the 1967 Iranian government was given as an example of the CIA knowing how to do its job.

Andrew McCabe presents himself as courageous and noble defender of truth. He used the term "self-sacrifice" to explain lies under oath when called to testify in front of Congress, and to describe his wife getting nearly $700,000 in "campaign funding" before being tasked with investigating Hillary Clinton's email violations related to national security. Although McCabe was fired for failing to comply with FBI practices and standards of ethics, the Obama administration accepted his "unbiased" finding that Hillary was completely justified in keeping SECRET classified documents on an unsecured email server in a guest bathroom at her private residence.

The best chapters deal with "protecting democracy" by having unelected, unaccountable secret organizations spread false information to the American public. Some "vital Intelligence operations" include:

  • John Brennan using the CIA to "hack" into US Senate computers.
  • James Clapper committing perjury before Congress in his denial of using NSA resources to spy on the American public.
  • Getting $500,000 for Democrats by having Bill Clinton speak at a "conference" in Russia.
  • Getting $145 million for political action by giving Russia control of 20% of US Uranium Reserves.
  • Enlisting aid of British spy Christopher Steele to import Russian Propaganda to FBI "Trusted Source" Intel.
  • Authorizing the 2014 Russian invasion of Crimea with favorable reports to US State Department.
  • Revising FBI "302 Reports" to eliminate contradictory evidence and use of illegal contacts.

Unfortunately, page after page of "I am the real victim" and "they were all jealous of my popularity" turns Andrew McCabe's new publication into a sniveling 280 page whine-a-thon. Don't worry about not being able to read a "Tell All" about life in the CIA/FBI/DOJ right now, every Obama official fired for misconduct, corruption, and perjury will be writing books which reveal his or her "Heroic Accomplishments."

Illuminati Lost Control of CIA ?!!!

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