Possible link between measles vaccine and measles
Scientists claim to have found a link between the popular measles vaccine and the likelihood of contracting measles. According to studies by the University of Bern, children who did not receive the vaccine were more likely to get the disease later in...
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For years, the Conservative government in the UK has tried unsuccessfully to lower the immigration rate. Now they have a new plan to try to reduce the numbers of Johnny foreigners coming onto our sacred but mucky soil. In an effort to scare away a...
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Geneva: This afternoon, drug manufacturer Hoffman La Roche, most notably famous for bringing the wildly popular pharmaceutical Lysergic acid diethylamide to market (we all know it as LSD, windowpane, double domes, etc.), announced the formation of a...
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Drunk Halloween costume and current UK Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, has claimed that MPs trying to block a no-deal Brexit are, in fact, just making one more likely to happen. Johnson said: "I deeply believe in the merits of “backwardsism” w...
Read full storyNashville Man Finds Humor in Stupid and Mundane Parts of Life and Ends Up Laughing All the Time
Lionel Bigsby of Brooklyn, New York, decided to stop crying or.yelling about all the stupid and mundane nonsense that came his way, and to laugh over it instead - and has been in stitches ever since. "What does 'in stitches' even mean?" said a cac...
Read full storyIsolated, Poverty-Stricken, Divorced Janitor Living In Creepy Abandoned Trailer Outside City Limits Says He's "Grateful" For Surviving Accident
Sparta, Wisconsin. Despite frequently occurring moments of excruciating pain and severe cognitive confusion that cause him to expel both urine and fecal matter into his pants, Thomas Patrick, 49, says he is extremely grateful for surviving a horribl...
Read full storySlim And Dirty Pose As Hookers In Drag: Reveal Secret Dossier On James Comey
BILLINGSGATE POST: In what Sean Hannity describes as the most audacious attack on the FBI since Baby Face Nelson in 1934, Slim Everdingle and his faithful companion, Detrick "Dirty Trick" Detwiler, have broken into the office of the former FBI Direc...
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