Harry Maguire To Take All Manchester United Penalties From Now On
Manchester United boss, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer revealed last night that, after Marcus Rashford's penalty blunder against Crystal Palace yesterday, and Paul Pogba's earlier miss against Wolves, that £80million newboy Harry Maguire will take all the Reds...
Read full storyTrump Expels All Danish Students from U. S. Colleges
Saint Jean de-Luz, France. Two minutes after President Donald Trump arrived here for the G-7 meeting, he tweeted another anti-Denmark message, this time one with some clout. "By Executive Order, I hereby expel all students from Denmark who are att...
Read full storyPrince Jeffrey Epstein Was Inaugurated As A Gutter Knight
Balimmoral Castle, Scotland - (Rotters): His Roil Highness Prince Jeffrey Epstein was inaugurated into the Most Ancient and Noble Order of the Gutter** in a lavish royal Scottish ceremony according to investiture documents published this weekend.
Read full storyOnly Time Americans Believe Everything Is Going to Be All Right Is When They Hear It in a Song
With cynicism and disillusionment increasingly pervading the American consciousness thanks to shifty politicians, racial divisiveness, spiraling gun violence, and ever more dire reports about climate change, Americans are having a harder time than ev...
Read full storyHitler to Trump: I was "The Chosen One," Once
The White House. Leaked to The Spoof. Donald Trump's psychiatrist, speaking off the record, has revealed to The Spoof that, last night, the president suffered from one of his frequent nightmares, this time in the form of a conversation with Adolf Hit...
Read full storyTrump slaps sanctions on the FED for meddling in his 2020 election prospects.
In an explosive outburst that echoed around the Oval Office and shattered windows in 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Mr Trump expressed his passionate dislike for the Federal Reserve. “I’m just #$%@ Fed Up” said POTUS, which triggered the universal Ital...
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