Nashville Man Concludes Thinking Not Really for Him
One day while riding down a back road in his pickup truck, it occurred to Lucas Brody of Nashville, Tennessee, that thinking might be highly overrated. "Some people may enjoy it, but it's not really for me," he said. "To each his own." He didn'...
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Julian Assange, the man who was arrested by British police at the Ecuador Embassy in London on Thursday, has slipped past his captors and has miraculously escaped. You might say, "there has been a leak". Mr. Assange was being detained at a poli...
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Julian Assange, the founder of WikiLeaks, who had been residing at the Ecuador Embassy in London since 2012 until his arrest last Thursday, is a wanted man in both the US and Sweden, but, apart from that, it's difficult to think of anything else to w...
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Newly-released images have stunned the scientific community. A Nobel Prize recipient was quoted as saying, "Nobody wants to see that. Put on some underwear or something." This latest test confirms the hypothesis that the universe is composed of...
Read full storyElton John FA Cup Final Performance Offer Snubbed
Sir Elton Hercules John, the popular singer, who has millions of fans worldwide, has offered his services as pre-match entertainment at this year's FA Cup final between his beloved Watford, and Manchester City, at Wembley Stadium in May, but has been...
Read full storyMan Massaged Johnson On Bus
There were scenes of drama on a public transport bus in Chicago at the weekend, when a man was allegedly 'interfered with' whilst travelling as a passenger in the vehicle. Eric Johnson, 43, was sitting towards the front of the bus, when another ma...
Read full storyCorporate Adviser Doing Well In Life Despite Lower Middle Class Upbringing
Cleveland, Ohio. After being born and raised in the trenches of Dane County, Wisconsin, to lower middle class parents, and surviving numerous fraternity parties filled with booze and wild orgies at UW-Madison, Dwain Kurt, 40, was reported as "doing...
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