Written by K.C. Bell

Tuesday, 24 July 2018

image for Coming Soon: Trump Removed From Office
"I love it!"

When Donald Trump is removed from office for fraud, collusion, bad tweets, terrible hairdo, obstruction of justice, due to stealing his election with the help of his Russians pals, all of his judicial appointments and executive orders will have to be revoked, scrubbing the whole fandango from history, turning the page and closing the book on a journey not worth taking, even though in search of our better angels, but skipping the last two years all together.

Can someone please retire the word journey? It’s life or death. Fun or lousy. It isn’t a trip. And don’t call this travesty of a Trump experience a journey. Trump is a dopey, stumbling nightmare, perpetuated by Putin to destroy democracy.

But when Trump is found guilty, it follows that he will be penalized and required to reimburse the US government for expenses accumulated while living in the White House. Buzzing around with his present wife and son, his extended family, back and forth to Mar-a-Lago, or Jersey, or wherever for weekends during his time in the White House has been estimated at the cost of several million dollars.

Ka-Ching!

The family seemed to grab trips on Air Force One like daddy bragged about grabbing pussy on the Access Hollywood tape. But that’s okay. They can get away with that. They’re in the White House. And the Republican House and Senate let them get away with everything. The Republicans don’t give a pinch. They were too busy investigating Hillary’s emails again, and Benghazi again, and again, and again.

The Republican-led House and Senate kept looking the other way but held a hearing to scrutinize the email of an FBI agent. Said he didn’t like Trump. Wanted to stop Trump. As a consequence, their failure to scrutinize Trump’s cozy relationship with Putin will forever remain a turd on the history books.

“Yeah, my great, great grandpa Gowdy was one of them turds.”

Mueller is coming. Though a lap dance while it lasted, it’s gonna be time for the Trump family to pay the piper. And daddy’s little girl made $82 million last year.

Ka-Ching!

Read more by this author:

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!





Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
53 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more