A traffic jam outside the doors of our VIP Nutters Club caused Pogba & his World cup winning mates to enter at the rear (A doggy treat enjoyed by many male woof woof's)!
Our owner, top Nutter, Jaggedone, went outside to see what all the commotion was about and observed ladies hitching their skirts and diving into our surrounding jungle bushes, dying for a pee because they refuse to drop their knickers in filthy UK motorway service bogs!
Rapidly, our Chinese Chief Chef, WAN-KIN-DIK, also rushed outside, denying having anything to do with a 'hard' Brexit and, offered the ladies assistance as they watered the surrounding undergrowth.
The reason why the jam occurred was a recent UK survey confirming the fact that motorway services all over the planet, especially in Eastern Europe, are vile and stink! So, motorists bee-lined it to The Nutters Beach Club because our bogs are pristine clean (apart from the occasional visit from Jaggedone's CIA; Cockroach Infiltration Army, who pop their heads out of the loo now and then hunting for Trump's ex-press officer who wrote a dumb-arse book claiming he didn't have sex with Donald or, the crowds at the inauguration were bigger than Trump's tiny dick-head!).
After forming a crossed-legged queue, we managed to get the jam sorted out and our bog-cleaners, eunuchs Ying and Yang (I thought they were our built like wardrobes doormen?), are working around the clock to unblock anything that the cockroaches cannot deal with!!
Adios et hasta manana (If we survive the heatwave) los locas et locos mundial!
Squeezy Clean bums at our bog!!