Crack-Smoking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Asked To Please Move Out of Canada

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 20 November 2013

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Binge drinking is one of Mayor Ford's two habits he is giving up.

NEW YORK CITY - American Spotlight Magazine is reporting that Tornoto Mayor Rob Ford says he cannot believe all of the BS that he is being put through simply because he told the truth.

The rather plumpish mayor admitted to crack-smoking, binge drinking, and carbohydrate gouging.

He said that he promises that that he will eliminate two of the three habits.

When asked which two he is eliminating, the mayor looked sort of puzzled and replied, "Well even that geographical mental midget, Sarah Palin would know that it has to be the crack smoking and the binge drinking."

He laughed as he said that he will just have to substitute ingesting more carbs in lieu of the crack and alcohol.

The mayor was asked by Fitzwater Ribicoff with American Spotlight Magazine about the rumor that several high ranking Canadian officials have actually asked him to please leave the country and take his friggin controversy with him.

Mayor Ford replied that Pope Francis will become an atheist before that happens.

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