The Kansas City Chiefs Lose Their First Game of The Season

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 20 November 2013

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The Chiefs said that the Rocky Mountains are too gosh darn high.

KANSAS CITY - After starting off with a fabulous 9-0 record the Kansas City Chiefs have fallen to 9-1 as they were beaten by the Denver Broncos 27-13.

One of the Chiefs players said that the reason they lost was because of the Denver altitude which made many of the Kansas City players woosie.

Even an assistant coach for the Chiefs had to be given oxygen, three bottles of Gatorade, and a hot dog.

Chiefs Coach Andy Reid said that he even noticed that the mile high altitude even caused his voice to go up an octave.

A representative for the Broncos organization remarked that the boys from Kansas City are just used to being on the plains and when they get up into the Rocky Mountains they seem to turn into can-can dancers.

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