New York (Ass Mess) - Fourteen years of connubial bliss ended 'amicably' in a New York divorce court today as Wendi Deng's lawyers managed to persuade ageing octogenarian media tycoon Rupert Murdoch to hand over $250million - split 50/50 between cash and property - in settlement of the couple's divorce.
Deng will keep the couple's $50million Fifth Avenue condo, a $40 million Central London mansion and commercial assets thought to be shares, artworks and patents along with cash, bonds and gold bullion stashes worth around $125 million on condition of secrecy about the settlement.
In return Deng will forgo all claims on her ex's estate when the moguls eventually Kicks the bucket; this means the couple's two daughters will not be subjected to a threatened DNA test to check up on their paternity following claims that ex-UK Prime Monster fathered both brats.
Commenting on the specifics a source close to Blair denied the old scheming bastard had ever poked Wendi Deng - let alone had full-on carnal sex leading to the birth of two daughters.
Cherry Bush QC is on anti-psychotics.
