Obama Hosts PIIG Brunch to Promote Austerity. $1,775 Greek Salads? WTF!

Funny story: Obama Hosts PIIG Brunch to Promote Austerity. $1,775 Greek Salads? WTF!

Oblivious to cries of outrage over the DOJ expenditure of $16.00 muffins for meetings, Obama hosted an economic summit brunch for treasury ministers from Portugal, Ireland, Italy and Spain (PIIGS) at the White House to discuss Austerity measures to t...

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Acton Cannibal ate neighbour's brain

Funny story: Acton Cannibal ate neighbour's brain

Acton man Terry Scrote has turned himself in to the police and confessed to eating his neighbour's brain. "I was Hank Marvin after getting legless in the Bush with Stan Snide so i necked the contents of Arthur Saveloy's skull" claimed the part ti...

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Long John Beckham wears them in bed!

David Beckham is about to launch his own range of "long john" underwear and promises that he was never influenced by Alfred Steptoe Snr. The toothless rag and bone man from way back when. Beck's collection is tight, sexy, and reveals plenty of bal...

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Dale Farm Travellers To Build On ISS

Funny story: Dale Farm Travellers To Build On ISS

With the Dale Farm evictions in full swing, it emerged yesterday that many of the travellers have already set their sights on a new home: The International Space Station. Recently, a Russian Soyuz rocket exploded just minutes after lift-off, destr...

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Cash-strapped Pope-on-the-ropes rattles begging bowl at favorite daughter

Funny story: Cash-strapped Pope-on-the-ropes rattles begging bowl at favorite daughter

Berlin - Angela Merkel's having none of it, of course, and has told her Holy Father to get stuffed. But with 90% of Opus Dei's investment portfolio wiped out by a rogue trader's disastrous £1.5billion punt Pope Joe Ratzinger's arrival back in the...

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Minka Kelly butt-slapper vows never to wash hand again

Funny story: Minka Kelly butt-slapper vows never to wash hand again

HOLLYWOOD, Calif.--Marty Roberge, a crew member on the set of Charlie's Angels, was fired this week by ABC for slapping the buttocks of star Minka Kelly. Although Kelly was happy to let Roberge off with a stern warning ("Don't do it again"), ABC f...

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Heidi Montag Devastated At Being Rejected By The Kinetic King

Funny story: Heidi Montag Devastated At Being Rejected By The Kinetic King

LOS ANGELES - Heidi Montag recently revealed that she developed a crush on one of the contestants who appeared on this year's edition of America's Got Talent. Montag said that the first time she saw the Kinetic King perform his act on the NBC tale...

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TSA Charges UK Man with Attempt to Smuggle Endangered 'Alligator Bags' Through Newark Airport!

Funny story: TSA Charges UK Man with Attempt to Smuggle Endangered 'Alligator Bags' Through Newark Airport!

Minimum Wage TSA union workers, smarting from a series of law enforcement charges running from rape, murder, theft, drug smuggling, pedophilia, and sexual fondling and harassment attempted to make it all right by detaining a British man who claims h...

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EU bans the term "sausage roll"

Bigwigs in Brussels have banned the use of the name "sausage roll" after a lengthy EU debate. EU scientists tested 10,000 sausage rolls from all over the UK and did not manage to make a single one roll. "Every one of them has at least one flat...

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Autumn Equinox special: defunct UARS satellite 'may be stalking Climate Research scam professor' - report

Funny story: Autumn Equinox special: defunct UARS satellite 'may be stalking Climate Research scam professor' - report

East Anglia - Is there really a satellite homing device implanted into the academic behind the University of East Anglia's global warming scam? NASA sources hinted today that the spent Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite's imminent crash landing m...

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R.E.M. Retired Elderly Musicians

Funny story: R.E.M. Retired Elderly Musicians

It happened today, and it's the end of the world as we know it: R.E.M. (considered by many to have invented Electro-Lite pop) have announced their retirement from the music industry. "It's a bad day for music," said Rockville editor, Wendel Gee. "...

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Global Market Dive Horror

Funny story: Global Market Dive Horror

World financial markets have had a Global Warning, far worse than Global Warming as it affects the developed world much more than the less developed. Getting ready for a Double Dip in the English Channel George Osborne's scrimpy trunks slipped to...

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Facebook and Google Plus buy each other

Funny story: Facebook and Google Plus buy each other

Facebook and Google Plus have announced that they are to buy each other, in a shock move that will surprise no one. Facebook has been losing customers since the launch of Google Plus and, over the past month, the social network created by the Sil...

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Midsomer Murders - A Welcome Return To Bonkers Form

Funny story: Midsomer Murders - A Welcome Return To Bonkers Form

John Barnaby returned to our screens in a satisfyingly bonkers episode of Midsomer Murders last night. It seems an age since Neil Dudgeon first stepped out as the detective chief inspector, but this was only his third outing and it didn't disappoint. In fact, the only thing missing from the whole experience was Terry Wogan marvelling over the Midsomer craziness on his Radio 2 breakfast show...

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Owen Hargreaves is back and England "kneeds" you!

Funny story: Owen Hargreaves is back and England "kneeds" you!

Lazarus, better known as Owen Hargreaves, is back and Man Utd boss, Sir Alex Ferguson, eat your heart out. Because he's now playing for their noisy neighbours and main competitors for the title, Man City. Man Utd didn't "kneed" Hargreaves any more...

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Rev. Al Sharpton Says He May File Charges Against 'Dancing With The Stars'

Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton Says He May File Charges Against 'Dancing With The Stars'

NEW YORK CITY - The entertainment news media publication Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that Reverend Al Sharpton is extremely upset at the fact that the very first person to be eliminated from this years edition of Dancing With The Stars was Metta...

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Brad Pitt Has No Idea How The Nude Photos of Angelina Jolie Ended Up On The Internet

Funny story: Brad Pitt Has No Idea How The Nude Photos of Angelina Jolie Ended Up On The Internet

PROVENCE, France - Brad Pitt said that his cell phone has been ringing non-stop with calls from several entertainment media reporters whom he says he trusts. One reporter Gazebo Serengeti with Bedroom Pillow Talk asked Brad how things were going w...

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Oprah Winfrey's Friends Are Concerned As The Former Talk Show Queen Is Packing On The Pounds!

Funny story: Oprah Winfrey's Friends Are Concerned As The Former Talk Show Queen Is Packing On The Pounds!

CHICAGO - The Right Coast Illustrated Revue is reporting that several of Oprah Winfrey's friends are expressing some concern about the woman they call Miss Oprah. One friend who has known Winfrey for over 20 years is Valdosta Mae "Vittles" LaBrado...

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Kent Private Detective On The Trail Of Tortoise Thief!

Funny story: Kent Private Detective On The Trail Of Tortoise Thief!

Curtis Johnny Ottoman, or Otto. as he is known by his friends, is on the trail of a serial Tortoise Thief in Kent, Twelveoaks. Being one of the few reptilian detectives in the western hemisphere, Otto is world famous for his sleuthing. "Tortoises...

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Conflicting Studies Debate "Movers and Shakers"

Funny story: Conflicting Studies Debate "Movers and Shakers"

In one of the most bizarre turns of research, medical and psychological researchers from the United States and Great Britain have clashed over studies investigating "Movers and Shakers". Professors at the Picadilly Hovel University in Tweed at Sus...

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Letters To The Editor - Nostalgia And Bygone Days - Warning : Contains Torrents Of Foul And Abusive Language.

Funny story: Letters To The Editor - Nostalgia And Bygone Days - Warning : Contains Torrents Of Foul And Abusive Language.

Dear Editor, As a child I always dreamt of being the proud owner of a Johnny Seven One Man Army gun. This was the clever, 'Transformers' type toy gun advertised on the television, which could be fully or partially dismantled to make seven different weapons in one, ranging in scale from a pistol to a rocket launcher. However, being miserable bastards, my parents flatly refused to buy me one, eve...

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