Posh Baby Dropped!
In a horrifying incident early this morning in Los Angeles, USA, Victoria Beckham, formerly known as Posh Spice in a all-girl band named "The Spice Girls", which had several world wide number one hits and played many sold-out successful live venues a...Read full story
Pippa's New Coat!
Pippa Middleton, aka The Rear of the Millennium, did it again yesterday when she wore a COAT! Admirers of the Queen's eldest son's eldest son's bride's sister might have been disappointed that our newest National Treasure chose to cover up that love...Read full story
Daffy Gadaffi Having a Laffy?
The infamous Muarmar, Colonel Gadaffi of Libya, continues to insist he is the "rightful leader of the country, the entire continent of Africa, and in fact the world". (Modestly, he does not lay claim to the universe. "That is the province of Allah."...Read full story
Surgeons battle to remove Queen's 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo
Scotland - Fisticuffs broke out today among the audience at Scotland's premier pageant of performing international military bands and display teams. Spectators from the Royal Army Medical Corpse (sic) at the annual Edinburgh Military Tattoo took e...Read full story
Peaches Geldof: The Truth
The strange marks on Peaches Geldof's arm are in the language of Amazonian tribesmen who hate Mondays. Peaches knew when she met them that her Dad's one and only hit should be commemorated on her arm. Peaches is known to be ripe for the pickin...Read full story
Nato Takes Over in Libya
The forces of Gaddafi are holding out so long in Libya NATO has decided to take over the reins of Government and sort things out, all with a United Nations mandate to protect civilians. 'We have to protect civilians from people who haven't had exp...Read full story
Invisible Cricket Proves A Big Hit
A large crowd packed into Trent Bridge today to witness the world's first invisible cricket match. The game features no players, no equipment, and no umpires - simply an empty field upon which the audience imagines the action. Invisible cricket h...Read full story
On the farm with George
The animals were assembled in front of the huge letters spelling out the deal between the farmers and the animals - but something seemed to be wrong. The animals were sure the first agreement was: The National Health Service is Safe in our Hands. But it was clearly written: The National Health Service is NOT safe in our hands. Several sheep thought hey remembered the great woman farmer Marg...Read full story
Republicans and Democrats reconcile to gang up on America
Washington, DC - Stung by what might be the lowest job approval rating in the history of work, leading politicians from both political parties have put their differences aside to team up and go after the American public. "The war between Democra...Read full story
Beauty Pageant Tells Miss Colombia To Start Wearing Panties or She'll Get Disqualified
SAO PAULO, Brazil - The 2011 Pageant has already encountered its very first piece of controversy (no pun intended). According to the pageant's president Pandora "Dimples" Slickpizzle, the contestant identified as Catalinita "La Bonita" Robayo and...Read full story
Three Vehicle Pile Up on M1
Police today closed of a section of the M1 due to a three vehicle pile up at junction 26. In atrocious conditions, a fish lorry from Grimsby skidded on the wet road and blocked the carriageway. A tanker carrying cooking oil from Liverpool braked but...Read full story
Dutch woman flies off of her mountain bike in Holland
A miracle happened in Holland today as a mysterious woman riding a mountain bike flew over the handlebars and landed in a cow field right in the crap. The miracle was the fact that Holland just happens to be as flat as their famous pancakes and ha...Read full story
Little Britain star David Walliams swallows crap in the Thames and he's not even gay!
David Walliams, better known as the gay assistant to a gay British Prime Minister, amongst other gay roles, has really been swallowing some "crap". Outside of his day job, David does some marvellous charity work, riding bikes from John o Groats to...Read full story
Man denied right to marry his mother
In New York state, a man is attempting to sue the state for denying him the right to marry his own mother. Eddie Puss of Scranton has a purely platonic relationship with his mom, but wishes to express his love for her by marrying her in a civil cerem...Read full story
Gay man claims heterosexuality is "sexist"
A homosexual campaigner man has brought a discrimination lawsuit against a man for refusing to have sexual relations with him. Dick Mann, who is gay, claims that his advances on the man were ignored, even though he "looked like he really wanted it."...Read full story
Ugly people can earn up to 20% less
A study sponsored by the Facially Unfortunate Commission (FUC) has found that ugly people can earn significantly less than their aesthetically pleasing colleagues. On average it is estimated that having a face like a badger's arse can cause someone t...Read full story
Zac Efron Says Taylor Swift Is Everything He's Always Wanted And Then Some
BOISE, Idaho - Zac Efron was in Boise in the capacity of parade marshal for The 59th Annual Boise Potato Peeling Festival and Miss Potato Peel Parade. The 23-year-old actor was told that he is the youngest parade marshal in the events 59 year hist...Read full story
New Course Offering: Ugly Churches only Jesus could love
Harfold State College will add a new art history/religion course to its offerings in the fall semster. Entitled "Ugly Churches only Jesus could love," the course is designed to focus on sorry attempts to please the Lord by building something modern.Read full story