Chaz Bono To Play Elvis In Remake of Viva Las Vegas: Vagina To Play Ann-Margret

Funny story: Chaz Bono To Play Elvis In Remake of Viva Las Vegas: Vagina To Play Ann-Margret

HOLLYWOOD: It was announced today that Bad Dream Studios will be starting production of a remake of the 1964 romantic comedy, Viva Las Vegas. In the original movie, which both critics and fans considered one of Elvis Presley's best, Elvis co-star...

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The Blonde Nurse: A Medieval Limericke

Funny story: The Blonde Nurse: A Medieval Limericke

A Limericke about the Incompatibility of Medical Intelligence with Nurses Adorned with Blonde Locks on the Occasion of a Major Scandal that Erupted in The Royal Hospital of Maladies Odd-And-Unusual: Presented in Its Entirety by the Poet Laureate on the Mundane, the Preposterous, and the Absurd: Sir Percival Blink, Esq. to His Most Excellent, Gracious Majesty, Pasquale II, as He Recovers fro...

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Rumsfeld cancels Times subscription, his dogs upset

Washington--Donald Rumsfeld went to Twitter to tell the world that his dogs won't be peeing on the New York Times anymore, now that he canceled his subscription to the liberal rag. "I can't believe a pundit would say something controversial, it j...

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Wrinkly clothes? There's an app for that

Funny story: Wrinkly clothes? There's an app for that

Hot of the presses, literately, is a new app from the people that created iWeigh and iSpy. This is quite figuratively the hottest new app to hit the app market since buns were crossed. "I'm very excited," said Mac Buck, editor of App World!. "I'm...

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Bad case of the runs causes security scares on Sept. 11 flight

Funny story: Bad case of the runs causes security scares on Sept. 11 flight

"Don't eat Mabel's baked beans before a September 11 flight," was the response given by Willy Grey to officials after an American Airlines flight was escorted to Atlanta by F-16 fighter jets. Flight personnel alerted the pilot after noticing two p...

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Something Happened In Droitwich Over The Weekend

Funny story: Something Happened In Droitwich Over The Weekend

Reports are a little sketchy at this point, but it is believed that something happened in Droitwich over the weekend, and the locals are deeply concerned. One resident, standing guard on the driveway of his semi-detached residence told reporters t...

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Serena Williams flashes her butt at the umpire after getting her knickers in a twist!

The US women's open final this year was full of thrills and spills and they had nothing to do with the tennis after Sam Stosur (a real woman by the way despite her butch name) trounced Serena Williams 6-2, 6-3. But as usual Serena stole the show and...

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Plants keep dying? There's an app for that

Funny story: Plants keep dying? There's an app for that

Apple Labs have unveiled their latest applelet for the iPhone family: iPlant. This new app is slightly more expensive than other Apple apps, as it comes with two dozen Wifi enabled devices that are dropped in plant pots around the house. Once set...

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Westminster Cathedral 'sold to the Chinese'

Funny story: Westminster Cathedral 'sold to the Chinese'

London - A reported $100 million has exchanged hands in a property deal that will see the fin de si├Ęcle erection taken down brick by brick (sic) and transported to Shanghai. Chinese officials said today the cathedral will be rebuilt on the banks o...

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Quaddaffy Still Tweeting: Claims Britain Full of "insufferable bastards!"

Funny story: Quaddaffy Still Tweeting: Claims Britain Full of "insufferable bastards!"

A shell shocked Muammaar Quaddafy is still alive and tweeting from somewhere in Libya according to several of his fans who still follow him on the anti-social networking site! In a series of 140 character rants the Libyan despot still claims he...

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Man-eating fridge freezer sighted off St Ives coast

Funny story: Man-eating fridge freezer sighted off St Ives coast

Reports are coming in from Cornwall that a man-eating fridge freezer has been spotted basking in St Ives waters: "The massive beast came within yards of my boat as i was trawling round Zennor Head" said fisherman Blimey Windy. Now speculation is m...

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Schumacher's 200-Mile Wrong Way F1 Drive at Monza GP

Funny story: Schumacher's 200-Mile Wrong Way F1 Drive at Monza GP

The actions of a father of two who drove 200 miles the wrong way along a Monza race-track while five times over the drunk-with-power limit has been 'ignored' by race stewards. Michael Schumacher, 42, of Gland, Switzerland, performed a U-turn and d...

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Malayan tiger kills intended mate out of jealousy

Funny story: Malayan tiger kills intended mate out of jealousy

EL PASO, Tx.--Seri, 3, is currently being held in custody for allegedly murdering Wzui, 6, her intended mate at the El Paso Zoo. Although autopsy results have not been released, sources believe Wzui died as a result of castration by forepaw. Accor...

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Men's voices are getting higher

Funny story: Men's voices are getting higher

Recordings from the early twentieth century have been extensively analysed by students at Uttoxeter University and compared to recordings over the intervening years. There have been several remarkable discoveries, including the fascinating fact that...

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Heidi Montag Reveals She Has A Crush On The Kinetic King Who Appeared on America's Got Talent

Funny story: Heidi Montag Reveals She Has A Crush On The Kinetic King Who Appeared on America's Got Talent

HOLLYWOOD - One Hollywood celebrity who does not seem to have a shortage of male suitors is none other than Heidi Montag. Montag, who has so far had a total of 38 cosmetic surgeries as well as enhancement, enlargement, and tightening surgeries rec...

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The promise of 72 virgins less of an incentive for would-be suicide bombers than it was 10 years ago

Funny story: The promise of 72 virgins less of an incentive for would-be suicide bombers than it was 10 years ago

KRWENY, Iraq--Islamic terror organizations report that the promise of 72 virgins in heaven to every suicide bomber isn't the dangling carrot it was back on September 11, 2001. Due to the wide availability of the Internet in the past decade, would-...

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