Jon & Kate Gosselin Attempt To Join Mile-High Club Before Divorce Final?
After months of speculation, the 10-year marriage of Jon & Kate Plus 8's stars Kate and Jon Gosselin appears to be coming to an end, or so my sources tell me. However, they may have just given it one last try, although according to the passengers...
Read full storyGrandma Lee Rushed To The Hospital
HOLLYWOOD - Grandma Lee one of the America's Got Talent finalists was suddenly rushed to L.A.'s Zsa Zsa Gabor Accentuated Hospital complaining of a bellyache. The 75-year old Jacksonville, Florida grandmother was eating a bowl of diet pablum when...
Read full storyBrown grows balls after Spoof campaign
Gordon Brown, British Prime Minister, Irish Republican Sympathiser and notorious player of the pink Oboe, has made a massive back-peddling motion over Libyan support for Irish Terror gangs. Revelations that the Prime Minister previously told camp...
Read full storyCockfight Between UK and USA Looking Increasingly Likely As Peace Initiative Breaks Down
The threat of an impending cockfight between the USA and the UK appeared to have been averted today, with UK Premier Brown stating that he had never intended to challenge President Obummer to a cockfight, much less a full scale invasion. "My words...
Read full storyIRA victims criticise PM on America
Families of IRA victims have criticised the government for failing to put pressure on America to pay compensation to them. They say America should pay this compensation because it funded the IRA, to allow them to buy explosives used in many atrocitie...
Read full storyWhite Sharks Gather off Cape Cod on Rumours Kennedy to Be Buried at Sea!
Chatham,Ma/ Woods Hole Oceanographic News - In a final lifting of his middle finger to the constituents that paid his way for over 55 years, deceased Senator Edward M. Kennedy had one parting shot to ruin labor day for millions on Cape Cod. Report...
Read full storyChickens Come Home to Roost at White House, Then Disappear: Voodoo or Frogmore Stew?
Washington,DC/ Cooking with Emeril/ BAM/BAM! - An unholy host of czars and other big time DEMS have been caught on TV mouthing absolute bizarre rants, and their antics have opened Pandora's Hen House and , as Rev. Wright once said, "them chickens are...
Read full storyPrince Harry Turns To TV Hypnotist
Prince Harry has turned to TV hypnotist Paul McConya in a last-ditch bid to break what a pal describes as "a life-long addiction". "For some years now, and indeed since I first met him at Eton, Harry has loved a fag," said long-time chum and regim...
Read full storyObama's Black 'Green Adviser' Turns Red and Resigns
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama's chief executive senior environmental adviser Vanitell Jones has turned in his resignation. Jones, who goes by Basketball Jones, reportedly wanted more money than what the Obama administration was paying him.
Read full storyObama Creates Fourth Branch Of Government
While the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches of government has sufficed for over 200 years, President Barack Obama has created a fourth branch to deal with the civilization and society of the modern world. Said Obama, "back when the found...
Read full storyBig Bird Assaulted While Walking Down Sesame Street
New York - Everyone's favorite giant yellow bird is a little black and blue this morning. Big Bird was attacked Saturday night as he returned to his home on Sesame Street. Police reports indicate the attackers were after Bird's childlike innoce...
Read full storyHow to survive rain in Autumn
If you are putting a coat on your child, make sure you write to the BBC first or the regulatory body which controls the manufacture of rain. I would also advise that you take any coat to a laboratory for testing and file an email with the European Court of Human Rights explaining; 'I do understand that the freedom to wear purple muvva fucka trainers is a right of my child but at the same time I do...
Read full storyNo cover up over release of Ali al-Megrahi says Brown
Answering a claim of a cover up over the release of Ali a-Megrahi, Prime Minister Gordon Brown asserted: "I have been totally transparent. I transparently chose not to mention that I'd said 'we don't want him to die in prison' and further to that...
Read full storyFuneral Parlor Discovers Nursing Home is Tattooing Residents
The Shaw-Blackham-Robb-Watson Funeral Parlors have informed Rogers, Arkansas Police that they have discovered old people who die in the local Sunny Days Retirement Center and Nursing Home have been tattooed. Chuck Robb, one of the owners of the fune...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart To Star in "The Hors D'oeuvres"
LONDON - Two of the most popular individuals on the face of the Earth, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are set to start filming a new motion picture The Hors D'oeuvres. The latest offering from famed British director Sir Alfred Burgess Braxt...
Read full storyDemocrats New Health Care Strategy: If it don't fit, force it!
WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama called together a meeting of the top Democratic Party Leaders from the House and Senate and unveiled his new strategy for passing Universal Health Care in this session of congress. Known as "If it don'...
Read full storyBoogertown Has (Is) A Wreck
Boogertown Mayor Halls met with the city council last night for four hours about who called who a Democrat first. Suddenly the council members noticed that Mayor Halls had left the building. Halls was later found sitting in front of the Silver War Statue outside the courthouse Indian style playing a game of checkers with a rabbit and crying. When asked what was wrong, Hall stated that "he k...
Read full storySan Andreas Fault Identified as 'crack in nation's ass' to Disappear from Earth Dec.21, 2012!
Los Angeles,Ca/ Doomsday News - In yet another apocalyptic scenario, the History Channel reported last night that the end is near for most of California and the nation's butt crack is doomed to slide off into the pacific. Weather channel minister...
Read full storyLeann Rimes with What
Freshly divorced from husband Deane Sheremet of seven years Leann Rimes was spotted with actor Kevin What in Cabo San Lucas on her birthday sparking rumours that the two are a couple. Kevin who hails from Georgia has mostly played bit parts in mo...
Read full storyPublisher Mark Lowton Freed After Missing 12 Months! Held as Sex Slave in Shetland Isles Herring Factory!
Portsmouth,UK/ Naval Debriefing Station - After 12 months in captivity, subjected to the most vile of interrogation techniques, missing Spoof Icon, Publisher, and Toasted Cheese Spokesman, Mark Lowton was returned to civilization. Appearing slight...
Read full storyBlockbuster Trade: Team Obama Sends 'Green Czar' Van Jones to Team Venezuela for 2 Community Organizers to Be Named Later Plus Cash!
Caracas, Venezuela/ Futbol News - Team Venezuela Owner, Coach and Manager Hugo Chavez is said to be exuberant today after acquiring the services of multi-talented rabble rouser and shit stirrer, Van Jones after Jones was finally expelled on multiple...
Read full storyJeremy Clarkson Disappearance: Mystery Solved
A full scale search was mounted by police yesterday following a report that broadcaster, journalist and self-obsessed lunatic Jeremy Clarkson had gone missing whilst filming a new series of motoring programme, 'Top Drear'. Half a dozen motoring af...
Read full storyGeneral McChrystal-Meth ups Taliban drug war ante
Tora Bora - (Bong-Hits-4-Osama Mess): NATO farces commander General McChrystal has vowed to end Non-Aligned Crack Barons Association turf wars with a lucrative Kabulshit narcotics contract. The Pentagon-inspired policy upgrade offers an immediate...
Read full storyThatcher 'close to death' neighbours warn
London - (Rotters): Residents at an exclusive Chester Square apartment block claim former UK Prime Monster Margaret Thatcher is close to blowing herself up "if everything proceeds according to plan". The news comes after the block's vermin extermi...
Read full storyFlorida Woman Arrested for Crimes Against Nature: 27 Foot Python Missing!
Everglades City, Fl/ Peta Update - This sleepy Florida town, known best for harvesting stone crab claws, shrimp, and once having the dubious honor of having their entire population arrested for drug running, is again the center of controversy. Flo...
Read full storyEcuadorian Judge Steps Down, Sticks It to Big Oil
QUITO, Ecuador - A tree-hugging judge presiding over a $27 billion environmental lawsuit against Chevroil recused himself from the case Friday to allow legal proceedings to continue uninterrupted, said Ecuadorian officials. Earlier this week, Che...
Read full storyObama stages his very own My Pet Goat moment
Washington AC/DC - (9/11 Mess): "If it worked for Dubya it sure as hell will work for me!" That's how President Barack Obama described Tuesday's televised schools' address in a maneuver modelled largely on George W Bush's 9/11 storybook reading at...
Read full storyChloe: "Dad Called Me A F**king Idiot!"
The wild child daughter of TV's Richard Milady and Judy Vinaigrette revealed today how her dad 'exploded with rage' when she told him she'd crashed her car after boozing on cocktails. "He yelled at me, 'you f**king idiot,'" sobbed Chloe Milady. "W...
Read full storyRobbie Williams and Amy Win(g)ehouse duet with a cover of the Y.M.C.A classic by those only gays in the Village, People, called "It's fun to be at the RE.H.A.B!
Jaggedone, on his great day has decided to (hopefully) enter the very exclusive "Spoof 100 club" with a special "Bash" revealing the astonishing news that Robbie and Amy are to release a blockbusting single from Robbie's new album called "Its'fun to...
Read full storyVanished Channel ship carried arms for the Vatican
Atlantic Ocean - (Bermuda Triangle Mess): The Arctic Semen freighter that vanished last month during a Channel No 5 maritime fiasco was carrying a secret whorde of nuclear weapons bound for the Vatican according to Mossad reports. The Tel Aviv age...
Read full storyIRA vetoed Libyan payout to Gordon Brown victims
London - (Rioters): Global Piss Process scumbags personally vetoed Colonel Gadaffi's compensation moves to London 7/7 bombing victims 'because it might have jeopardised snake oil deals with Al-Qaeda'. Instead victims' families were offered a ch...
Read full storyThe kids all have IRA passports thanks to Good Friday Agreement says Cherie
London - (Blarneybollox): Proud mum Cherie Blair has regaled an astonished TV show audience with more fiction about her rubbish family's achievements. The daughter of Margaret Thatcher and Robert MaxwellI RIP credited the legendary Lick (sic) of t...
Read full storyGordon Brown is spineless - Revelation
Gordon Brown refused to press Colonel Muammar Gaddafi to compensate IRA bomb victims amid concerns it may upset relations with Libya & Gerry Adams and that he may be taken off the Colonel's Christmas Card list, it has emerged. Gordon Brown di...
Read full storyTop Gear Future Assured - We've Moved On Say Jezza And Subo
There has been a spring in Jeremy Clarkson's step since his reconciliation with Susan Boyle. Several Relate counsellors have burned out in the tortuous negotiations but it is in no small way due to their advice that Jezza and Subo will now walk ha...
Read full storySan Francisco Peanut Butter Colonic Alert Elevated to Yellow
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - The city of San Francisco has begun mobilizing for an imminent wave of peanut butter enemas on the heels of an article recently published at The Spoof, said P. Ross Tate, a city official. "San Francisco has a... Oh, I don't kno...
Read full storyDallas Cowboys To Adopt Malcolm McClaren 'Cowboys Cocks' Logo
The NFL's Dallas Cowboys, better known as America's Team, are to make a change to their famous logo on their helmets this season, dispensing with their traditional Blue One-star crest, and replacing it with Sex Pistols' manager Malcolm McClaren's inf...
Read full storyA new Sherlock Ohms Mystery Discovered
London UK: While doing some research on the famous author Sir Arthur Colyn Doyle, creator of Sherlock Ohms, a researcher found a hidden unpublished manuscript. The unearthed story begins with Mrs. Butterworth the housekeeper, who filters all of t...
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