IRA vetoed Libyan payout to Gordon Brown victims

Funny story written by queen mudder

Sunday, 6 September 2009

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London - (Rioters): Global Piss Process scumbags personally vetoed Colonel Gadaffi's compensation moves to London 7/7 bombing victims 'because it might have jeopardised snake oil deals with Al-Qaeda'.

Instead victims' families were offered a choice of deluxe Northern Crock Bank and Royal Bank of Spoofland triple-A mortgage products or tickets for the Beijing Olympics.

Today's report also credits former BP CEO Lord Browne with Ecuador's Opus Dei hate campaign against Chevron Oil.

"The US supermajor's lawyers now have enough ammo to sink the entire fetid mob," a BigOilShagger! editorial warned readers this week.

Chevron's 10 September dividend is the twenty second consecutive increase in shareholder payouts.

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