Jaggedone, on his great day has decided to (hopefully) enter the very exclusive "Spoof 100 club" with a special "Bash" revealing the astonishing news that Robbie and Amy are to release a blockbusting single from Robbie's new album called "Its'fun to be at the RE.H.A.B" a remake of the old classic by those only gays in the Village, People, Y.M.C.A. (Young.Men's.Corking.Arses.)!
This sensational, very exclusive info was given especially to Jaggedone from and insider slimeball at Sony called BONK-IN-BOG (He's Japanese obviously, with a name like that he could never be a Chinese Waiting Wanker!).
Anyway Robbie and Amy after being released, re-entered, released, re-entered, etc, etc, etc, from rehab decided on a chart topping single referring to their RE.H.A.B experiences, penned and sung by Robbie and mega-winged by Amy!
Basic theme of the single is life as a "Superstar" multi-millionaire worthless peace of shit having to put up with the stresses of super "Stardom" and mega-bucks!
Booze, heroine, coks, weed, debauched sex orgies, no sleep never! Well generally the life of all pop/rock stars, Hollywood actors, and top ten Spoof writers, etc!
Robbie, in his lyrics, has also warned up and coming new "super talented Superstars" like Lady GA GA, Cher, Sir Cliff Richard, Status Quo, Ozzy Osbourne, etc, about the pitfalls within the shitty world of the multi-millionaire entertainment business!
Sony are sure the single will top the charts worldwide and Robbie's originally planned first single, a cover of that Gay Icon Anthem and a sweep out of his closets, Gloria Gay-nors "I will Survive, with my skeletons in my closet until they catch me in the mens bog, trousers down" has been put on ice!
The world can't wait!!!
