Atlantic Ocean - (Bermuda Triangle Mess): The Arctic Semen freighter that vanished last month during a Channel No 5 maritime fiasco was carrying a secret whorde of nuclear weapons bound for the Vatican according to Mossad reports.
The Tel Aviv agency has said up to one hundred Russian S-300 missiles were packed in crates labelled 'Holy Communion Wine' destined for the Pope.
"We reckon he was planning yet another Pan Am 103-style campaign after successfully blagging his way out of the Lockerbie business," Rome bureau chief Moshe Schnitzel commented today.
The freighter was seized by 'some ally pirates' who siphoned off the precious ballistic cargo before selling it on to hapless Bernard Madoff creditors.
Carla Bruni Sarkozy fools absolutely no one.
