Cher - Still A Woman, Family Insist
Family members of surgically enhanced actress/singer Cher, whose husband Sonny wasn't very good at avoiding oncoming trees according to sources, and whose offspring has been closely linked with a sex change operation have stated categorically to the...
Read full storySix Flags Amusement Parks Bankrupt - Mr. Six On Suicide Watch
New York City - Six Flags Inc., one of the world's largest chain of amusement parks has filed for bankruptcy. Their mascot, Mr. Six, a breakdancing, old bald geezer, who bears a striking resemblance to Bush bailout guru, Henry Paulson, is currently o...
Read full storyQueen found in permanent vegetative state in Buck House allotment
London - (Brain-Dead Nazi Mess): After suffering severe withdrawal symptoms from Prince Charles's organic homegrown alternative herbal tobacco the Queen was discovered in a permanent vegetative state this morning in a Buckingham Palace allotment.
Read full storySecurity, Air Quality Elevated After Family Reunion Picnic
Blubberbutt, Florida: Mrs. Junie Raymond of Blubberbutt would like the southeastern states of the U.S. to know that the entire area is now under a red alert. "You should go inside until the wind changes", declared Mrs Raymond to reporter Ima Gon...
Read full storyOprah donates her stomach to starving South African kids!
HARPO STUDIOS, CHICAGO, USA: Talk-show queen and Our Lady of Over-indulgence, Oprah's struggle with her weight has been an open book. Spokespeople for her show have confessed that whenever ratings were low Oprah dragged out the old "I just can't kee...
Read full storyDeadly nightshade suspected as Royal florist's husband found pushing up daisies
Highgrove House - (Love-in-a-Mist Mess): The body of royal florist Sarah Champier-Lowe's husband has been found at the mouth of the River Rat & Parret in what police have described as a classic venus flytrap sting. David Lowe's corpse was disc...
Read full storyPig catches politicians' 'flu
A pig in Shropshire, England, today became the first animal to catch the human illness of politicians' flu. The pandemic of politicians' 'flu has spread across the world in recent months, and scientists feared it was only a matter of time before a mu...
Read full storyMonkey Woods Takes Up With Moslem Woman
Dudley - Well known aspiring writer and advocate of public transportation Monkey Woods has been reported to be spurning his avowed avocation for writing by taking up with a Moslem Woman he met on a bus to Bilston Leisure Centre to try and get in on f...
Read full storyMarijuana Party Proposes Stimulant Package Amidst Fears of Depression
WASHINGTON - It seems the economic crisis is even farther-reaching than previously thought. Among the hardest-hit sectors are the auto industry, the housing market, and now -the international drug trade. According to a survey of over a dozen dark...
Read full storyAdam Penis To Donate Used Lambert To Sexy Bono For Chastity Change
Terrible Spoof writer for satirical website TheSpoof.com, Spook38 today finally collapsed under intolerable pressure, as he tried to face up to a challenge from the legendary J-Man to write the most ridiculous headline ever seen on TheSpoof.com (I sh...
Read full storyFormula One teams to have cars without drivers next year
In a move to make Formula 1 more exciting next year, the sport's chief executives announced that all cars would have no drivers for the races. 'Given that all drivers drive in exactly the same formulaic way nowadays, and there is more or less no o...
Read full storyCBeebies' Mr Tumble in Nightclub Fall
London, Yesterday - Mr Tumble, Lynchpin of BBC's younger children's channel Cbeebies, is comfortable in the Bethlehem Hospital, London, after plunging twenty feet from a nightclub balcony last night. Mr Tumble is reported by friend and colleague...
Read full storyAndy "First Scot then Brit" Murray announces his scumbag tactics for winning Wimbledon 2009, Dankeschön Boris Becker!
Great white Scot/Brit Wimbledon hope Andy Murray announced to over excited, undercover, scumbag Sun/mirror reporters his secret weapons for winning Wimbledon 2009: "OK, that weeping Swiss twat, no problem there, I'll just announce that I'm the rea...
Read full storyBNP leader proves he is not a fat fascist
Ron Nasty, leader of the British National Party, called a press conference earlier today to emphatically prove that he is not a fat fascist. Attended by many of his members, dressed in their now familiar tutus and matching swastikas, he addressed...
Read full storyijustine Girl is actually a 53 Year-Old Postal Clerk
New York, NY - It has been revealed that internet sensation Justine Ezarik, is actually a 53 year-old postal clerk from Idaho, Rick Danson. Mr. Danson said that his first encounter with the internet as himself, a 53 year-old postal clerk from Idah...
Read full storySwine, Bird, Man flu Virus Strikes Twitter
Bill Oddie was in intensive care in a Mexico City hospital last night, having been struck down with a new virus which he unwittingly created. Scientists have identified the new strain, xr3i and say that the man and swine flu viruses have mutated i...
Read full storyAnger Over Hybrid Embryo Blunder
Glasgow, Scotland, Yesterday - A couple have spoken of their shock after a blunder in an IVF clinic led to their child being born with "possible mild animal characteristics" in Glasgow, yesterday. Glasgow Health Board issued an unreserved apology...
Read full storyMuslims Invited to Bar Mitzvah, Obama Tours Buckenwald with an Eye Towards Improving Gitmo
Frog Jump,Tennessee-President Obama had a busy day in Germany, Touring a Nazi era concentration camp and inviting his Muslim friends to attend a Bar Mitzvah. The invitation came at the end of an address to European Muslims in which the president conf...
Read full storyNorth Korean Information Minister Denounces US Denouncement
PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korea responded Saturday to more United Nations sanctions and another, even firmer, denouncement from the U.S. Secretary of State in a statement on the North's official Korean Central News Agency Saturday. According...
Read full storySonny Bono Left Chastity His Organ
Sometimes spoof is stranger than fiction and go figure is the only thing we can say to some of the weird and wacky things that happen under the sun. this certainly applies to the incredible coincidence that a young woman who decided ton become a man...
Read full storyRepublicans Steal Election for Ahmadinejad; Name Him to Replace RNC Chairman Steele
Conservative and Fascist election theft have been all the rage in the twenty first century. Bush- Cheney thieved two, Mexico had one robbed red handedly and now even the holy Muslim nation of Iran is the scene of the crime. The progressive candidate...
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