Written by Pointer

Sunday, 14 June 2009

image for Sonny Bono Left Chastity His Organ
These are the pipes Bono hopes his new organ will possess

Sometimes spoof is stranger than fiction and go figure is the only thing we can say to some of the weird and wacky things that happen under the sun. this certainly applies to the incredible coincidence that a young woman who decided ton become a man found that her father had left her his organ.

Chastity Bono, daughter-son of You Got Me Babe fame Sonny and Cher has announced his plans to have her vagina changed into what he hopes will be a pretty nifty penis. Though mom could bankroll the whole hole closure and tube construction and Dad left plenty of dough after he bought the ski slope a few winters ago, chasity expalins that she will earn all of the funds it takes to get himself a fun stick of the highest quality. That's where dad's organ comes in.

So if you see an ad for an organ recital performed by a Charles Bono and you support the constitutional right to not only not ask but certainly tell the world that you don't like what MaMa Natura put tween your legs, then by all means go to hear and donate at Sonny's old organ concert so Chas NoTity Bono can buy a male organ of his very own!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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