New York, NY - It has been revealed that internet sensation Justine Ezarik, is actually a 53 year-old postal clerk from Idaho, Rick Danson.
Mr. Danson said that his first encounter with the internet as himself, a 53 year-old postal clerk from Idaho, became so non-productive and embarrassing that he decided to take on the persona of a perky 20 something blond chick with an exuberance that could only be the product of consuming a case of energy drinks a day and a red meat diet.
"When I first started on this internet social networking thing I was a pasty-faced midwesterner. Now I've got breasts and a ton of friends," Rick stated.
"A lot of people in the media have been asking me what the downside is of being a perky 20 something blond chick with an exuberance that could only be the product of comsuming a case of energy drinks and a red meat diet, and I say to them...none...there are no drawbacks. And besides...I now have breasts."
Rick Danson says he now has offers to appear in major media, including the Larry King Show.
"As a 53 year-old postal clerk from Idaho, my chances of ever getting on the Larry King Show would be pretty remote - actually non-existent. However, as a perky 20 something blond chick with an exuberance that could only be the product of consuming a case of energy drinks a day and a red meat diet, I have something to offer the world," reflected Rick.
And what does Rick think Larry King will most likely respond to as the ijustine girl?
"Probably my breasts. Did I tell you about my breasts?"
