Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 14 June 2009

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Print that garbage about my pansy-ass and I'll, I'll, er... I'll be hopping mad!

Highgrove House - (Love-in-a-Mist Mess): The body of royal florist Sarah Champier-Lowe's husband has been found at the mouth of the River Rat & Parret in what police have described as a classic venus flytrap sting.

David Lowe's corpse was discovered bobbing up and down in the spumy reedbed of a nearby tributary after going AWOL back in April.

Unconfirmed reports say that wolfbane, mandrake root and pansy-ass were somehow involved.

Police this week will grill Prince Charles and Camilla who employ 50 year-old widow Sarah as a personal herbaceous consultant.

Although foul play is not suspected a number of key issues such as fatass life insurance payouts need to be resolved.

Prince Harry is keen on composting.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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