Written by Adam Click

Sunday, 14 June 2009

image for Muslims Invited to Bar Mitzvah, Obama Tours Buckenwald with an Eye Towards Improving Gitmo
In response to President Obama's invitation to attend a Bar Mitzvah, his Muslim friends invited him to a book burning.

Frog Jump,Tennessee-President Obama had a busy day in Germany, Touring a Nazi era concentration camp and inviting his Muslim friends to attend a Bar Mitzvah. The invitation came at the end of an address to European Muslims in which the president confessed to having Muslim roots.

The speech titled "Ich Bin Ein Muslim" was giving to an adoring, hand-picked crowd in front of the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin. In the speech President Obama confessed that his middle name was Hussein and he was born to a Muslim family. "Madame President!" he intoned, "Put up a mosque!".

He went on to apologize for American misdeeds during the war in eighty six languages, including Korean and the "Clik-Clak" language made famous in the movie "The Gods Must be Crazy".

He concluded by saying "In the interest of commonality I invite all Jews to attend a Mosque this Friday, and I extend a special invitation to my Muslim friends to attend the Bar Mitzvah celebration of young Bernie Goldberg, of 159 South 59th Street, Brooklyn, New York, who will become a man this Saturday."

During his visit to Buchenwald the president seemed to be paying particular attention to the barracks and the gas chambers, sites of NAZI atrocities; perhaps with an eye towards improving the terrorist detainee camp at Gauntanamo Bay.

Today it's on to France where the president will re-enact the D-day invasion at Obama Beach all by himself.
Mr. Obama is sorely disappointed that Queen Elizabeth will be absent from D-day commemoration ceremonies, saying he wished he would have another opportunity to goose her Majesty again soon.

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Topics: Barack Obama




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