Al-Qaeda strike New York again
New York. Just over 4 months after September 11th, Al-Qaeda have struck New York again. A suspected suicide attacker crashed a plane into the Hudson River, one of the major waterways of New York. The Hudson River is an iconic part of the city, it sep...
Read full storyIndia tells Miliband "Shut up little boy - pack your bags and go home. We have no time for idiots like you!"
UK Foreign Secretary David Miliband seems to have forgotten that there is no longer a British Raj - and the sun set on the so-called Empire long ago. Following a disastrous visit to India where he behaved like an absolute yob with his lack of di...
Read full storyMethane On Mars An Indicator That Someone Farted There In The Last 100Million Years
NASA scientists have revealed that the large quantities of methane gas detected on Mars, are almost certainly evidence that someone, or something, has farted on the surface of the Red Planet during the last 100million years. The claim in Science J...
Read full storyCelebrity Big Brother Tina Becomes The First Housemate To Be Physically Removed In A Straight-Jacket
Celebrity Big Brother contestant Tina Malone was evicted from the show tonight with a record-breaking share of the public vote, but had to be forcibly removed from the House in a straight-jacket after she refused to leave. Shameless star Malone, w...
Read full storyMcDonalds Plan To Honour Hero Pilot Captain Chesley Sullenberger With New Burger Thwarted
Fast food giant, McDonalds, has been thwated in its efforts to honour the hero pilot of the Miracle In Hudson Bay, Chesley Sullenbeger, by selling a heroic new sandwich - the McSullenburger. Captain Sullenberger safely landed his US Airways Airbus...
Read full story'Madoff' Is Really Bernies 'Gangsta' Name
Bernard Madoff, the super-sleazy financial giant who made his money ruining peoples lives, is really named Charlie Schlumphoffski. Bernie Madoff, actually spelled 'Made-off,' is really his 'gangsta' moniker. It gave him more 'street cred' as he was c...
Read full storyMan Found That The Bush Years Hasn't Affected
Mihichali Rumbaya, a member of the Pinti Tribe recently discovered in the Brazil Rainforest claims the past eight years of the Bush Administration hasn't affected him in the least. "What's a George Bush?" a puzzled Rumbaya asked through an interpr...
Read full storyRacists, are they Monarchist?
A well known, far right wing, public figure was heard by startled onlookers to address Prince Charles as 'Your Highness', in full view of elderly people and small children, several of whom were heard to gasp in shock. The anachronistic, right wing he...
Read full storyGeithner forgets to tip waitress
Timothy R. Geithner, Obama's beleagured pick for Secretary of the Treasury, forgot to tip a waitress at a Hooters Restaurant on Thursday evening. "I was unclear as to whether I was suppposed to tip or not," Geithner explained. "I didn't know you...
Read full storyJet was brought down by a pterodactyl, Bush claims
At a press conference in Washington DC, President George W Bush told journalists that the jet that crashed in New York City had been brought down by a massive flying dinosaur. 'Yep', he said, 'it wasn't sabotage, it had nothing to do with Osama Bi...
Read full storyChesley Sullenberger Held Responsible For US Airways Airbus Crash
Air crash investigators working on the wreck of the US Airways Airbus A320 which ditched into the Hudson River shortly after take-off on Thursday, say they have carried out initial tests which show that there was absolutely nothing wrong with the pla...
Read full storyObama Appoints Barbara Walters To Be Ambassador To Zimbabwe
NEW YORK CITY, New York - President Barack Obama met with television talk show host Barbara Walters and he offered her the position of United States ambassador to the African country of Zimbabwe. Ms. Walters who is 79, graciously accepted Presiden...
Read full storyAnn Coulter's Image Added To New Dictionary
In an announcement of both good and bad news for attention loving commentator Ann Coulter, her image shall be added to the recently announced Illustrated Oxford English Dictionary under the heading of Slag. Her image was considered for the new e...
Read full storyDog Poop Breakthrough
UK scientists are currently working on a dog food additive which will make their poo glow in the dark. The idea is to help shortsighted people and others to avoid the traumatic experience of stepping in it at night. In a random survey a Mr P.Goli...
Read full storyE-E-T NEWS: Ann Coulter v. Michelle Obama, Inauguration Day Luau And Paris Hilton's Golden Globes
(New York-NY) Coming off a contentious session of "The View", conservative blond Ann Coulter continues her bashing of First Lady to be Michelle Obama, calling her a Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis wannabe. However, Coulter has only praise for Cindy McCain...
Read full storyHero Chesley Sullenberger Receives Blue Max
New York mayor Michael Bloomberg today honoured Chesley Sullenberger, the hero of the US Airways Airbus aircrash, and other members of the emergency services by awarding medals of recognition for bravery. The plane's pilot, Kapitan Sullenberger, was...
Read full storySullenberger May Take Clinton's Senate Seat
The so-called "Hudson River Hero," has been appointed by New York Governor David Patterson to serve in the unexpired seat of Secretary of State Designee Hillary Rodham Clinton. Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger was called by Patterson "a real life-saver."...
Read full story'Astrologically-sensitive' January 20 Inauguration Day commemorates UK's King George V's doctor-assisted death
Washington AC/DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): The Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies has confirmed today that the astrologically-sensitive January 20th Presidential Inauguration Date was picked for 'special relationship' reasons. "The C...
Read full storyUFO 'ghostship nanocraft' behind US Airways Flight 1549 Hudson River debacle?
New York - (X-Files Mess): Were 'spooky UFO ghostship nanocraft' behind the 'bird attack' on US Airways Flight 1549 from La Guardia to Charlotte, North Carolina yesterday? That is the question civil aviation investigators are probing amid reports...
Read full storyMiracle On The Hudson: My Thames Estuary Airport Vision Vindicated Says Boris Johnson
City Hole - (Pie-in-the-Sky Mess): "A phenomenal portent!" is how London Mayor Boris Johnson described the US Airways Hudson crash landing as he regaled a London press conference about his prophetic mayoral dream of 'planes landing over water'. Jo...
Read full storyAlfred Hitchcock 'Birds' Prediction Proves Correct
News just in from New York, that the US Airways Airbus A320 crash on the Hudson River was caused by a flock of birds flying into the plane's engines, has strengthened claims by some scientists that the nightmare scenario predicted by movie director,...
Read full storybin Laden Takes Credit For U.S. Airways Crash
In a recently released audio tape from Osama bin Laden, the exiled terrorist praised a sleeper cell in the U.S. composed entirely of geese. The audio tape was posted on the Internet yesterday. In it, the Islamic militant takes credit for falling a...
Read full storyGeithner Stimulus Plan: Don't Pay Your Taxes
Incoming Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner told Congress about his own stimulus idea on Friday. Geithner said that Americans should follow his lead and not pay their taxes. "It turns out that people spend money themselves more effectively than g...
Read full storyObama takes credit for "first miracle"
Soon-to-be President Barack Obama has taken credit for the amazing successful crash landing of an aeroplane in the Hudson River in New York. The plane got into difficulty shortly after take-off from La Guardia airport and the pilot, Captain Cheesl...
Read full storyChesley Sullenberger Named Head of FAA
Pilot Chesley Sullenberger will head the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA). President-elect Barack Obama announced the appointment Friday morning. "Sullenberger has demonstrated a unique understanding of aviation safety," said Obama. The pilot...
Read full storyDevils on the march Part I
Today, at a hall, a contest was held to choose the king of the thieves. Opposite the automatic door, at the end of the hall, and behind a microphone, stood the contest announcer; on his right, the judges' bench, and on his left, a 12 person jury box. In the hall, rows after rows, were seated contestants as well as the public. When the announcer turned on the mega-watt loudspeakers and amplifie...
Read full storySouth East Election Epidemic
In a leaked memo it has been revealed how the Labour Party intend to win the next election. The South East of England is currently a Tory stronghold, and could well sway the outcome of the next general election in the Conservative Party's favour.
Read full storyBush will become the Reverend Bush
Today, President George W Bush announced that he was to become a reverend in February. 'Yep', he told the press, 'I'm joining the Fifth Adventist Day Witness Protection Church, and will be preaching at my local Texas church every week. I want to s...
Read full storyKaka: Manchester City To Buy Woolworths Instead
Chaos this morning at Eastlands, where executives at Manchester City seem to have bowed to fan pressure, and have decided to shelve plans to buy the AC Milan star, Kaka, for a reputed £107million. The club will, instead, buy Woolworths. Critici...
Read full storyATM Sparks Massive Queues
A Cash Machine in Stretford, Manchester, today made residents of Stretford with a cash card quite rich. The ordinary looking ATM started handing out fifty times the amount requested due to a software glitch that many IT experts believe the ATM cam...
Read full storyMexico On The Verge Of Collapsing
MEXICO CITY, Mexico - The Republic of Mexico is basically under siege from lawless criminal gangs and drug cartels. Assaults on Mexico's police officers has become a daily occurence. The judicial infrastructure is in total dissaray. And the once h...
Read full storyBush set to pardon entire administration and all aspartame sellers
WASHINGTON DC - A copy of the presidents final speech, to be delivered on Jan 20 was handed to TheSpoof.com by Kurd Flophouser, who found it on the street outside the White House. It is too long and boring to reproduce in TheSpoof.com, but the hig...
Read full storyFDA approves aspartame for the Trump inauguration
WASHINGTON DC - FDA spokesman Dr. A. S. Strangedeath, announced today that despite controversy, aspartame laced food and drink is approved for the Trump inauguration party. The Secret Service raised concerns that the food might be considered adult...
Read full storyGreenland Put Up For Sale
NUUK, Greenland - The country of Greenland which is located between the Arctic Ocean and the North Atlantic Ocean has fallen on extremely hard economic times. And as a result the Greenlandic Parliament has voted unanimously to sell the country. Gr...
Read full storyAlien Remains Sold for Chinese Food
Hong Kong - The mystery of numerous UFO reports without any physical evidence has finally been revealed by a food wholesaler in Canton province. Businessman Wilson Yip says "We get product ship in from Roswell US every Thursday, shrink wrap and froze...
Read full storyBoat lands on New York runway
A boat has landed on the runway of New York's JFK airport, not far from the Hudson River. All passengers are said to have survived. The boat had just taken off from its mooring in the river and was trying to turn back after hitting a fish, but the...
Read full storyJesus Christ to sign for Manchester City
FIFA world player of the year, Jesus Christ, today announced he was going to play for Manchester City. 'I'm going to play for Manchester City', he announced, 'here's Mark Hughes.' 'Blessed be the Brazilians, who believe in me', the City gaffer sai...
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