Mihichali Rumbaya, a member of the Pinti Tribe recently discovered in the Brazil Rainforest claims the past eight years of the Bush Administration hasn't affected him in the least.
"What's a George Bush?" a puzzled Rumbaya asked through an interpreter. "Bush got berries?"
After the interviewer explained that George Bush was President of the most powerful nation in the world, Rumbaya nodded.
"I see. He is with the big Alowani Tribe. They own much land to our north. Also got mountain to roll off stones against attackers."
Although Mihichali had never heard of the George Bush presidency and it hadn't affected him over the past eight years, the rest of the tribe sadly nodded and pulled pockets inside out of their woven loincloths to show they were empty.
We then drove away through a virtual downpour of leather sandals.