Written by queen mudder

Friday, 16 January 2009

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Millions of pinhead-sized ghostships like this one were spotted near La Guardia yesterday afternoon

New York - (X-Files Mess): Were 'spooky UFO ghostship nanocraft' behind the 'bird attack' on US Airways Flight 1549 from La Guardia to Charlotte, North Carolina yesterday?

That is the question civil aviation investigators are probing amid reports that dozens of nanocraft replicas of long-gone Atlantean-era UFOs were spotted soon after Flight 1549 took off yesterday afternoon.

"Officially we're talking 'a pesky flock of geese' scenario," a Federal Aviation Agency spokesman commented.

"But sure, 'double-bird strike' is official aviation-speak for 'WTF these UFO nanocraft doin' in my airspace?'."

Meanwhile the troubled Airbus A320 has been dragged out of the Hudson River and is being transported all the way to Groom Lake in Nevada where the Pentagon and NASA have a joint investigation facility known in the industry as Area 51.

Captain Chesley Sullenberger III is 57.

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