UK Foreign Secretary David Miliband seems to have forgotten that there is no longer a British Raj - and the sun set on the so-called Empire long ago.
Following a disastrous visit to India where he behaved like an absolute yob with his lack of diplomacy; ignorance of the history of the sub-continent and his total lack of respect for the host nation, the "useless hind tit" politician has been declared persona non grata in South Block.
A well-respected Indian official said Delhi was angered and shocked by how badly Miliband behaved both in private and behind closed doors. "It was embarrassing trying to discuss politics with this naif. He came across as an arrogant, spoiled brat. He is quite uneducated and incapable of discussing the volatile South Asia situation in a mature, learned manner. He thinks he can behave like the goraa-sahibs of old berating and chastising seasoned politicians. Based on his behavior we feel he is not fit to lick the soles of our PM's feet. Dr. Singh is a highly-respected, well-informed national leader while Mr. Miliband is no better than a guttersnipe".
Indian officials suggested Britain give serious thought to whether this nincompoop should continue as Foreign Secretary given the risk of alienating its partners.
