Math Error Resurrects Korean War Dead in Time for Easter!
CNN News NY and Time Magazine have reported that a clerical error has mistakenly added more than 20,000 noncombatant deaths to the toll of U.S. dead in the Korean War.
Read full storyHuman Bloodbath Wagered On
The National Anti-Protest Committee is under investigation today for what is being described as the "suspicious" positioning of two protesting groups.
Read full storySCREED: Your Chance to Screed Your Lungs out!
Thespoof.com Magazine is introducing a new feature article called SCREED and a the subtitle reads: It is your chance to screed your lungs out at the many outrages of life on this small planet. Our first entry comes from a Mr. Pointer who describes himself as an old huntin' dawg who sniffs out the good, the bad and the ugly in this noosphere (what ever?):...
Read full storyChuck Norris to Endorse Ron Paul
Today Chuck Norris announced that he will be changing his endorsment to Republican GOP candidate Ron Paul.
Read full storyMnM & Coen Broes Release "High-Priced Hoes: No Cuntry fo Ole Man"
In the first ever politico-erotic diatribe dicku-drama in film history, Michael Moore and the Coen Broes have collaborated on "High-Priced Hoes: No Cuntry fo Ole Man".
Read full storyAtomic bomb testing in the city!
U.S military has told the world they quit their nuclear program after the WWII bombing. Well, they didn't, because their was another test on one in the city of New Lexington.
Read full storyThat Bakewell Tart!
The BBC have announced what they hope will be the icing on the cake, as a murder mystery will grace the small screens around Christmas. The film, called 'A Matter of Loaf and Death', will be a cross between
Read full storyA True Love Poem
Once upon a time, in the land of Faraway. Lived a studdly hunk named Jasper Calloway. Now Jasper he was sweet and oh so damn fine, that every girl in town nearly went out of their minds. Jasper couldn't understand, this appeal he had, so one day he had decided to go and ask his dad. 'Now son," his Pa started speaking,"listen well you here.
Read full storyHogwarts On Fire
In a unlucky chain of events, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry caught fire and burnt to the ground, taking with it 997.98 students and teachers. The only survivor was the finger of Susan Bones.
Read full storyDalai Lama says he will resign if Bear Stearns like Fed bailout continues on Wall Street -- stands firm on Moral Hazard grounds
Dharamsala, India - Exiled Tibetan administrative leader the Dalai Lama announced from Dharamsala, northern India that he would not tolerate any further Fed bailouts of Wall Street and would resign as head of his government in protest, if it continue...
Read full storyMadonna's Pub Renamed 'Radgie Madgie's'
Lucky Star Lady Madonna has bought 'The Punchbowl' Public House in Mayfair Lock & Stock and Barrel from Greg Foreman son of The Hard Case Freddie Foreman for...
Read full storyDNA Evidence Conclusively Proves Jesus Not Gods Son
In a further crushing blow to the credibility of the Christian Church, molecular biologists at the University of Adelaide, Australia have announced that DNA results prove conclusively that Jesus Christ could...
Read full storyExtra Day to Be Added To Week - 'Shitday'
Government officials have taken steps to add an extra day to the week - prolonging people's suffering by a further 24 hours. The new day is to be called Shitday and everyone will be required to turn up for work/school/rehab on ti...
Read full storyHarry Potter and The Secret Sex Chambers
It has emerge today that the chambers underneath Hogwarts school, formally known as the chamber of secrets, is getting a new name these days due to its raunchy sex reputation.
Read full storyZac Efron's Plastic Surgery Nightmare
In entertainment news, tween star, Zac Efron, was reported to have gone to renowned plastic surgeon Dr. Ken Barberie, to remove a few 'wrinkles'. This minor procedure should have only taken a few minutes and relatively easy. However, it ended...
Read full storyHeather Mills Demands Moon on a Stick
Peg-legged, lawyer-soaking nut-job, Heather Mills, was today threatening further legal action against hapless ex-Beatle and former husband Paul McCartney after a judge published the details of their divorce settlement.
Read full storyHarry Potter the Musical
First there was High School Musical, then Hairspray came to annoy the hell out of us. But it seems that that is not enough after it was announced that a Harry Potter musical is in the making!...
Read full storyAmerican Council Of The Blind Defends New, New York State Governor and Wife!
In the latest issue of the organization's flagship publication, "The Blind Leading The Blind," The American Council Of The Blind (ACB) defends the new Governor of New York State, David Paterson, 53, and wife, Michelle, 46, despite each...
Read full storyPolice in Plymouth question trespassing spoof writer
Police in Plymouth investigated a suspicious man trespassing on private property who claimed to be a writer, authorities said today.
Read full storyBig Blue Monday follows Selection Show shutout
The General Accounting Office reported that millions of people called in sick on Monday after their teams failed to make the NCAA Division I Men's Basketball Tournament.
Read full storyMaddie McCann, Birds and Boats and Planes etc. Tell me its not True its just a Fairy Story
Since the tragic disappearance of three year old Maddie McCann on 3rd May 2007, Clarence Mitchell, the McCann's Spokesman, and several well known Newspapers, have named every conceivably mode of transport, that Maddy may have been abducted in, t...
Read full storyPrince Harry Stuck in Chelsy for Two Weeks
Prince Harry has just returned from Helmand Province, Afghanistan where he has been on the front line, fighting against some of the most ferocious people on this planet, the Taliban.
Read full storyEffective Methods of Getting Yourself Killed
Okay, here are some ways by which, I think, you can attain an easy death[*]. It depends on where you live, so I'll post it in a viewer-friendly format.
Read full storyTibet Olympic Team Thrown Out Of Beijing Games
The government in China has moved swiftly and decisively to quell the Tibetan uprising, by having the Dalai Lama-led country thrown out of the Olympic Games, due to start in Beijing in June.
Read full storyKeegan To Be Sacked After Fulham Defeat
Kevin Keegan, the King of Tyneside, will be sacked from his other position as manager of Newcastle United after next weekend's defeat at the hands of lowly Fulham, who don't even warrant a se...
Read full storyErotic goal celebrations draw crowds to Women's football
Women's football has never been so popular, with both FA Cup semi-finals played at Wembley in front of capacity crowds.
Read full storyBritney Spears Picks Nose
The singer who dresses like a schoolgirl, one Britney Spears was seen today picking her nose in California earlier today. It was at a Plastic Surgery.
Read full storyInquest hears Anna Nicole Smith's son terrified of mother's boob-job
Nassau, Bahamas - (ReUterus): An inquest has heard how Daniel Smith, 20 year-old deceased son of Playboy centerfold Anna Nicole Smith, had become terrified and psychotic because of his mother's enormous false breasts.
Read full storyNHS loses Buckingham Palace mental health records
London - (Ass Mess): A major security scare is under way as NHS bureaucrats admitted losing NHS files on Princess Anne's 1996 committal to the Maudsley psychiatric hospital and other confidential documents.
Read full storyWebsites issue apology over McCann stories
Cyberspace - (Ass Mess): A number of satirical websites have issued an apology to Gerry McCann after claims he was trolling chatrooms under the assumed name of Helium.
Read full storyManson's Death Valley graveyard yields more grisly Bush secrets
Death Valley, Ca - (Terminal Mess): Up to 100 bodies may lie buried in previously unexcavated land at satanic cultist Charles Manson's Barking Mad Ranch, according to new claims.
Read full story50p for an STD? Welsh NHS stumps up cash in sexually transmitted disease amnesty
NHS walk-in clinics in Wales are planning to offer patients 50 pence for each different STD that they test positive for.
Read full storyVernal equinox: astrological grand cross spells Good Friday doom
Off-the-Wall-St - (Armageddingouttahere Mess): Global financial markets' numerology watchers are unequivocal: Thursday's turbulent spring equinox heralds a potentially lethal Good Friday full Moon and cosmic 'grand cross' in the zodia...
Read full storySpace Station's New Robot, Dextre, Passes All Tests Butt One
Space Station's New Robot, Dextre, Passes All Tests Butt One, that is the essential Buttwipe test.
Read full storyCheney on 10 day Tour of the Mideast
Rock star and Oil Magnate Dick "Whips" N. Cheney has launched a 10 day concert tour of MidEast venues.
Read full storyDear Paraphernalia4YourGenitalia On Location in Albany
Dear P4YG, Your cousin Olie suggested that I write to you about the infidelity, yadda, high-priced hoes, yadda yadda and you know the possibility of some endorsements, yadda, yadda, yadda, XXXNYSG...
Read full storyBushes and Cheneys gather to Celebrate Their Five-year Old Baby
The Bush family and the Cheneys gathered this week in the Rose Garden to celebrate the fifth birthday of their mutually conceived toddler.
Read full storyPro-celebrity wrestling to be shown on the BBC
The British Broadcasting Authority, that bastion of all things British and upright, is introducing pro celebrity wrestling into it's Summer schedule.
Read full storyK-Fed & Justin Timberlake to release Britney Spears tribute album
Troubled pop sensation Britney Spears was buoyed by news of plans to release a tribute album of her work featuring ex-partners Justin Timberlake and Kevin Federline, aka K-Fed.
Read full storyCommodore Plans Comeback
Commodore, the 1980s' mega-computing giant announced today that they will be presenting a new line of computers called the "Commodore 65". It will be the most advanced computing system Commodore has ever produced.
Read full storyUS Quietly Annexes UK and Ireland
(Washington DC) The United States today quietly added Great Britain and Ireland as the 51st and 52nd states respectively. Great Britain is now called Fish Island and a reunitied Ireland is now called Guinness. The other British islands are on their o...
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