Okay, here are some ways by which, I think, you can attain an easy death[*]. It depends on where you live, so I'll post it in a viewer-friendly format.
USA
-Ask the average guy on the street to shoot you. Almost everyone has a gun.
-Go to Florida and wait for an alligator attack.
UK
-Blame the Queen.
-Blame the Queen.
Germany
-Shout "Heil Hitler" in a busy Berlin street.
-Refuse to drink beer.
Italy
-Enter a football stadium.
India
-Be anti-Hindutva.
-Bathe in the Ganges.
-Wait for a leopard strike.
Pakistan
-Don't support Musharraf.
Afghanistan
-Crop poppy.
-Support the Taliban.
-Support the US.
Iraq
-Find oil.
South Africa
-Have sex. Then realize that everyone is suffering from AIDS.
Israel
-Stand on the border.
-Enter Israel.
Mongolia
-Pledge that you'll find 5 humans before eating a grain of food.
Brazil
-Say that the pope is gay.
China
-Oppose Communism.
-Be from Tibet.
-Have kids.
North Korea
-Oppose Kim Jong-il.
-Be an internet addict.
Sri Lanka
-Wait for a Tsunami.
Japan
-Live in Tokyo.
-Don't buy a Wii.
Australia
-Ride a kangaroo.
Central Africa
-Too many ways.
Canada, Sweden, Norway
-No possible way.
Anywhere on the Earth
-Talk about disarmament.
-Use Chinese products.
-Confront the US.
-Behave like Britney Spears.
-Read this drivel.
[*]=Conditions apply.
NOT tested on animals.
If there's an easier way, why do it any other way?
